Let Me Join Ur Cult

people are definitely joining for that cult leader cock

(there’s no correlation it just hits different apparently)

—i smash every new member as a thanks. Wanna try out joining yourself?

—were talking about you coming back from literal death because you're bored not about my great wonderful best ever made cult.

—i thought you're dead already you monkey

I could say the same to you. And Gojo. Death got boring so I came back, problem? Your cult is weird and I don't even want to be near you. No offense.

I like the way you think crazy man

It's not all of it but I've got a small arsenal here. I know you probably prefer using sorcery but you can't go wrong with other weapons too!

I would follow you anywhere

—lets destroy the world together!

ykw sure !! (i'm about to buy the whole yarn store)

— 🪷

—ill send u sm money bbg.

—i got an eye on you.

—r u a monkey.

Hah!? No, I’m a human! I slay demons like PWA HEEYAAA!! Ya know? :D

Hello!

I'm Noodle

Do you like chaos?

—hi noodle

Yes

Sugu are you cheating on me?

—WDYM?? IM NOT

Hi goodmorning cutie if it’s morning idk can I take you up on those cuddles n massage

—🫶

—ofc baby girl 💕

non sorcerers arent that bad 😞

—they are. Change my mind.

—AINT NO WAY I GOT ANOTHER WIG FOR GOJO COSPLAY