If You Had To Pick A Song That Describes You Or How You’re Feeling Today, What Song Would You Pick?

You can test my gag reflex for as long as you want 😩

—open the window. Now.

ofc you know what dust smells like since you’re so acquainted with it. and you know what unwashed balls smell like? sounds like you’re projecting

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—just what do you want from me go yap to yo man i aint reading allat

it's pretty hard to stay mad at me for long 🤭 and gladly :3

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—it is. Now come cuddle with me... no tit bites.

I'm gonna get your pregnant so hard ugh

—but I'm a man-....

What kind of cult? Who do you worship?

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—i worship myself, i mean ppl are here for me and my politics

Oh no, you didn't have a good day? Would you like some tea 🍵?

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—i'd love to. Thank you.

AHHH IM SORRY SUGUBOO!! I meant she’s my baby like she’s my child. And yours too

But like fr she has my blue eyes and it’s crazy because they’re BRIGHT blue

She’s sitting on my bed with me while I eat candy. It’s my only source of energy because I don’t sleep🎀

BUT DONT WORRY YOURE MY BABY AND MY HUSBAND AND MY LOVE<3

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—oh okay then thats a good explanation.

it's open hehe, m waiting

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—look under the clothes bbg

I just had a really scary nightmare that my stepdad was going to die and I woke up crying

And since I forgot to take my hair tie out last night my head hurts really badff

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—oh my, do you need some comfort?..

I mean, if you insist 🤭

I’m finally almost home and I’m cramping so bad ToT

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—i really gotta give u a good massage then.