Listen

every time edwin pivots on his heel and starts with his sassy walk and talk, i grin like a lunatic, because he's such a cunt and i love him desperately

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I've reluctantly accepted that I like him, whole fucking lot

He's so pretty too like damn

He has curly hair, and I (maybe overheard him telling his friends/seatmates of the tablegroup [he's completely new to the school despite joining third year]) heard that he uses like some type of mousse product but only on the front of his hair to make the curls extra pretty (he didn't use the word pretty, but they are) and the back of his hair is supposedly very soft

I'm down so bad and bro has no idea

And he has these big beautiful dark brown eyes like damn

I have a fucking problem

So I just started school again like, three days ago, and I got a new class

Luckily it seems pretty chill rn, the boys in my class aren't actively trying to ruin everyone's day, which is a nice contrast to my other class from the last two years

And there's a few guys in my class who aren't just new to the class, but new to the school

And our school is partially known for the fact that people who are professionally invested in a sport (training more times than average, joining stuff like actual championships in the country and sometimes even in Europe, that kind of stuff, like they're building a name for themselves gambit core srry my brain is weird in a sport)

And one of these guys is looking a little too fine in my eyes

I think im starting to have a crush, and I hate it 😭

I barely know anything abt him, I haven't spoken a single word to him yet and somehow since today my mind just decided to go "hey, yknow you wanna date him"

Please he does soccer (I really don't like soccer, at all, my friends might say I hate it with a passion bc I do)

I need help😭 like seriously, if you have advice, please give it

i miss them your honor

ppl are always saying "Cas fell in love with a bug" or "Cas fell in love with a frog" or whatever but it's weirder than that. Cas is a 4 dimensional being. Dean is 3 dimensional. Cas fell in love with a fucking painting with a bad attitude.

SEASON5 MIKE STILL HAS WILL'S DRAWINGS ALL OVER HIS WALLS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM SO SANE ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK?????? WHAT THE FUCK????? OH MY GOD

Nancy: Please revoke your no swearing rule.

Karen: Why?

Mike, down the hall: Well, that really DILLS my PICKLE.