🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

Gil: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Harry: too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

Good Brain: Actually, I have really fun ideas that people seem to really like, and I definitely have enough talent to show them off in the way I want! :D

Bad Brain: Yeah but consider, instead of doing that--You just scroll and watch stuff for hours to drown out the background noise of Worse Brain

Worse Brain: O̶̼̿n̸̮͌ĝ̷̳ọ̶̅ḯ̶̤n̵̛͙g̵̗̐ ̸̩̒Ạ̸̀n̵̤̑ẍ̶͇́i̶͖̎e̶̺̅t̴͖̽ÿ̶͓́ ̵̱̈́O̷̗͆ṿ̶̃ẻ̵̺r̴̛͍ ̵̻̽F̴̣̒a̶̅͜m̸͖̆i̶̼͛l̴̰̾ẙ̵̧ ̶̦͑T̶̹̆ẖ̶̔ë̷̡́ ̸̻̐Ṡ̷͎t̷̙̿a̶̩̚t̴̞̍e̸̺͛ ̴̯͂O̷̲͝f̵̘̔ ̶̮̀T̵̳͆h̷͇̃e̶̲͊ ̵͓̿W̸̳͠o̵̰̍r̵̢̿l̴͕̑d̷̳̏ ̸̤̏A̷̝͛n̶͎͠d̶̘̄ ̴̟͐T̶͖̊ḧ̸̪́e̸̩̋ ̶͖̑I̸̗̒n̷͔̿e̸͇̍ś̸͖c̶͎̽a̵̦͌p̸̦̿ä̸͇b̶̝͠l̷̫̈e̷̥͛ ̶̲̇G̶̯͠r̶̰̊ï̶̗p̷̙̅ ̶̨͌O̸̾͜f̶̲̃ ̵͎̌M̵͍̿ȍ̷̟r̷̨̓t̸̡͋a̴̤͠l̷̞̿i̸͖͑t̸̜͂y̸̳͌ ̶̣̄

Annoyingly Responsible Brain: Also, you need to focus on getting a job

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Is he cringing or crying out of happiness

— Harry’s reaction to winning the Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal Album with Harry’s House

Same, I literally waste all of my money on him

Joey Wheeler: AYY im walkin ere

Me: I would die for you.

the suffering never ends

I’m been bless🥹🥹🥹

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

Someone needs to write an “I Survived the AO3 DDoS Attack of 2023”

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything