Latest Posts by ghostlythefuckingghost - Page 3
Calling ALL FANFIC WRITERS
This, ya'll need to learn this. (Ignore the fact that this is being said by the antagonist but also like he. Has a point.)
“All relationships have one law: never make the one you love feel alone, especially when you’re there.”
— Unknown
honestly, I was have a good day😭😭😭😭
ghost of the third
Gil: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Harry: too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
Purrints&Purrtreon&Book😽
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
I 100% understand why people are drawing comparisons between Mal/Evie and Chloe/Red but think about it. A VK realising they aren't as evil as everyone thinks and an AK realising they aren't as good as everyone thinks? That IS Ben & Mal.
GIL LEGUME, son of gaston legume
What's a Coup?
Palace attendant: The Queen of Hearts has declared a coup at Auradon Prep. King Benjamin: Does... does she know what a coup is? King Benjamin: Auradon Prep is a high school. King Benjamin: That's like going to the Grocery Store, barricading the door, and declaring yourself the Mayor.
Yes, that Neil Gaiman’s cat😊
Neil gaiman?
Easy mistake to make. Actually a cat.
A patterned catpet
patterned carpet?
Actually a cat.
They would have the sexiest genes ever!🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
both Ben and Adam should have hair that grows crazy fast and messy, lil fangs and lil claws and this should be a permanent thing me thinks. Adam from being the Beast, Ben bc it was passed down to him
“Don’t care, thank for getting the milk.” I say, taking the milk from him. “I need to bake cakes and probably other things because someone told me I can’t bake in one day.” My dad look at me and say, “Might well prove that dickhead wrong.”
You cannot believe your eyes. "…D-Dad?!" The man who vanished from your life sixteen years ago, the man who just spontaneously popped into existence in your kitchen clutching, of all things a large crate of milk and a glowing sword, stares at you nervously. "OK, first of all, I can explain…
Same, I literally waste all of my money on him
Joey Wheeler: AYY im walkin ere
Me: I would die for you.
I don’t care if this comes off as cruel but you are not entitled to fanfiction. You are not entitled to podfics. You are not entitled to translated works.
Creators are not paid to make fanworks. People spend years of their lives writing fic and getting nothing in return except positive interactions. You can ask to make a translation. You can ask to make a pod fic. But you cannot demand it.
And because the only thing fanfic writers get in return for their work is positive feedback, taking away an authors ability to receive that is disgusting. Authors deserve to have full control and ownership of their works.
Fanfic isn’t a product to consume and then demand more of. Authors and creators deserve better.
Writing prompt
I want a disastrous and chaotic found family with Hero x Villain:
An adult Hero who has underlying traumas that they refuse to admit and acknowledge. They are so tried from fighting. They literally running on coffee, fear, and stress. Probably have white hairs and eye bags.
The small group of sidekicks who wants to be trains as an heroes but too chaotic and “share a single braincell” . Trying fight the villains but they only known how to self-defend themselves from Hero’s teaching because Hero doesn’t want them to suffer from a hero job. Hero has to stop them from going in danger or acting like an heroes. Probably calls Hero, “mom” and villain “dad”.
An adult Villain who has strong mortal code against children. They were suspect that Hero is putting these Sidekicks in danger, but only to realize that Sidekicks aren’t actually sidekicks and Hero is trying to protect them. Going easy on the kids during the fight before Hero drag them away from the fight. Probably falls in love with Hero.
Inspired by this
Reblog for larger sample size whatever
Ares in the Percy Jackson show: *hates his kids*
Mythology Ares the millisecond he heard his daughter was assaulted:
That's funny and the entire Olympics reaction to it
Aphrodite the type of goddess to put a pink bow on Ares’ cock and bicep, call it “coquette” and accidentally send the dick pic to the entire Olympian chat instead of the bicep one.
This is what I mean
You asked, “why I think that a great wish!” The genie stares at you and sigh, looking at their hand. They say to you hauntingly, “Because you will regret it like how I regret it….And there no coming back.”
A common rule among Genies is that you may not wish for more wishes. However, thinking you found a loophole, you instead wish that you had the Genie’s power. The genie laughs in your face and blatantly says, “No, you don’t,” and for the first time, you notice the immense pain in their eyes.
Future someone: die
Immortal: lol
You receive a draft letter in the mail, but the date on the letter is listed as 2253. Turns out in the future they draft people from the past who’s existence has absolutely no effect on the timeline.
Prompt Idea: Instead of adult villain having a beef with a child hero, I want child villain having a beef with an adult hero.
Like imagine being full-grown adult trying to save a world, only to find out it, the villain is a literal child. 😂😂😂😂
Thank you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
Hell yes!!! I cried when she stop being a Queen after Snowkit died…like you can sense that she losing hopes
People calling Ferncloud a "baby machine" is another example of the fandom's misogyny. she just wanted a happy family and i love that for her.
Ferncloud deserved better
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Preach🙌
why cens*r (fandom) words (and why you might be doing it wr0ng)
what do censored words look like in online fandom context?
this particular type of self-censoring—on a word-level rather than systemic level—occurs when someone uses special characters, spaces, or other substitutions to alter an original word/name/title. this is usually done in a manner that leaves the word legible.
examples:
d*sney
av@tar
m.arvel
n/ickelodeon
gr ishaverse
the most common version you’ll encounter is the first one, in which one or more letters are swapped out for an *.
what self-censoring words does:
removes a word that would otherwise appear in search results (eg “hann!bal” does not show up in searches for “hannibal”)
removes a word that would otherwise be caught by filters set to filter out that word (eg “p*rple” is not caught when filtering out “purple”)
virtue-signals—it gives your followers a hint about what type of content you oppose or do not like (eg if I see someone use “j@ne” or “j.ane/b.ob”, I assume that OP doesn’t like jane or the jane/bob ship)
subcategory of virtue signaling: humorous virtue signaling (eg, “I hate ch*ese”)
In its most basic form, censorship is like a captcha—it exists to fool machines or search algorithms while remaining legible to humans.
But because of its usage in virtue signaling, for better or worse, censoring words now carries connotations of Serious ideological Disagreement. This is why humorous virtue signaling works: “I hate ch*ese” adds Serious Ideological Disagreement to my simple dislike of cheese, and implies that I think cheese is somehow Problematic™.
why censor words?
to keep your anti-X content out of the X tag, so that X Stans do not have to see it (and potentially target or harass you as a result. also, it’s common fandom etiquette to keep your hate of a given thing out of that thing’s tag—more on this later.)
to discuss hate speech without actually using hate speech and potentially attracting hate groups to your blog (eg “n@zi, t*rf”)
a serious drawback to censoring words
when you censor a word, it doesn’t show up in searches and it also doesn’t get caught by filters. people who are triggered by that word and blacklisted it to protect themselves are now going to encounter it in your post.
things to stop doing ASAP
stop censoring trigger words. seriously, stop. this doesn’t mean you have to type out slurs without censoring them, but do include a tag like “f-slur” or “misogynistic slurs” in order to help those who have blacklisted a given word. if you’re going to censor “t*rf,” I’d better see the “transphobia” warning tag on your post. and for the love of god, don’t censor tags like “rac*sm”
consider people with screenreaders, who are going to hear your special characters read aloud, and use them sparingly. “a.lice” is gonna sound confusing, but presumably less confusing than “@l*c#.” (people with screenreaders, feel free to chime in on your preferred methods of self-censorship!)
these days, about 90% of the time I encounter a censored word, especially a word that is specific to fandoms (a title, name, or ship), it seems like OP’s purpose is virtue-signaling. it’s hard to tell who is and isn’t aware that they’re also adhering to basic standards of community etiquette by keeping hate out of a tag, but occasionally someone does something that makes it painfully obvious how unaware they are: they tag the thing they just censored. if I type out “d*sney” but then tag my post “disney,” I defeat the entire point of censoring the word in the first place—unless my purpose begins and ends at virtue signaling.
the solution to this is to use “d*sney” in the body of my post and “anti-disney” in the tags. anti-X tags have a few purposes: to keep hate out of the X tag, to potentially help you find other fans who dislike X, and to ensure anti-X content can still be caught by filters.
in conclusion,
know why you’re censoring a given word.
if your intent is to minimize harm, you may not be achieving that simply by swapping in an asterisk. and if your intent is not to look like an idiot, you’ll want to avoid mistake #3 above.
further reading:
what is a grawlix?
voldemorting
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B'-)