Ive Just Been Sitting There, Staring At My Phone, Refreshing The Cysova Ao3 Tag Over And Over Again...

(them talking about the jizzy statue joel built:)

Lizzy: "is that my butt"

Joel: "no its like a dress-"

Lizzy: "its not my buttcheecks?"

Joel: "no its not your buttcheecks-"

Lizzy: "COULD it be my buttcheeks?"

Joel: "..."

Joel: "DO YOU WANT IT TO BE-!?"

Uhhh.... Help? I just accidentally wrote a 10k word fic. Cause i was bored during school???

Why do i keep starting new projects instead of finishing wolau 😭

Braiding Besties!

Pjs shapes inspired by real sets!

Watching scar and watching gem is like watching 2 different series... WHAT IS GOING ON LMFAO

!!! WILD LIFE SPOILERS !!!

All the other povs: panicking , dying, loosing their shit

Gem: "Awww, you're so cute! Hi Snail :3 See, I'm building, this what we do here-" proceeds to treat the snail like a cutesy harmless pet and experimenting with it

HOW do you do the boooo boop

I can't tell whether u just figured it out on ur own or not, but as far as i know u have to spam the 'boop' button without actually booping.

So just clicking it rly fast but not clicking on the second button to boop ppl for a bit, after spamming for a bit u boop them and pray that it turns into the boooOOOoooo

Bc tumblr doesn't let u know when it succeeds n becomes a boo :(

For context, the same people also asked me whether i wanted to be part of a women's reading club and a women's self defense course a couple of months ago.

I told them, that asking trans men that is transphobic (bc apparently they asked MULTIPLE TRANS GUYS THIS) and uh they said they did it 'just incase' since 'trans guys are also like minorities and deserve to be uplifted by activities like this!!!' no. Not activities that are made for women.

If you wouldn't invite a cis gay/queer, cis man of color, or a cis disabled man, then don't invite a fucking trans guy. You are being transphobic. Stop it.

Thank fuck they at least invited trans women to these workshops, cause if they didn't i might have punched one of them. Seems like they are only transphobic to trans men apparently???? Fucking hell man.

Left-wing spaces irl: "We are queer&trans inclusive and will respect ur identity :D"

Also Left-wing spaces irl: "Hey, we r making a poster for a girls night event, is it okay if we put you on it? I mean, it's nonbinary incluse and stuff-"

No. I'm not even nonbinary, i am a trans man. Would you ask a cis man to be on a GIRLS night poster??? No. No you wouldn't. So why are you asking me? Just because I'm trans? What fucking difference does that make??? You pretend you aren't transphobic and see me as a man, yet you refuse to treat me like one. And imo, actions say more than empty words do.

Awesamdude’s Valentine shenanigans 

This very much HAS been seen by the og poster, ty sm for this omg!!! If u ever wanna help out, any advice is appreciated :D the last time I've written fanfiction was in 2019 and it was in german... (since that's my native language) so uh, yeah. I def need to practice my writing LMFAO

Not sure what kinda helping u mean, but like, i don't have a beta reader yet, so if ur interested in/meant that kind of help, sure? Tbf that stuff is a LOT of work so i get if ud rather not- especially since im not sure whether ill do it as fics or comics yet wodhwje

Since yall seem to like my other AUs/headcanons, I've decided to rant a bit about my 'main' one :3 (kept vague to avoid spoilers)

Small summary: (more indepth rant below)

it's a villan & hero hermitcraft / life series / empires au, focused on bad boys (at least during the first arc). Joel creates a bar as a cover for a fighting ring/information selling business, joined by pearl effo gem grian and jimmy. Grian refuses to participate in the criminal activities at first, but doesn't rat them out either. (inspired by his resisting the resistance thing in s9)

However, as u can probably guess, this doesn't last long and he slowly gets more n more involved, especially once random people mysteriously start getting "the red curse", which he recognizes from his past... (hehe watcher lore) Grian continues to pretend to stay uninvolved while trying to keep the Watchers at bay behind the scenes, even going as far as creating multiple alter egos / secret identities in order to hide his involvement.... (poultry man, cute guy, mother spore,...) Sadly, the Watchers think identity reveals are incredibly amusing and make it their mission to reveal Grians secrets... :)

Now, lil poll bc i wanna know yalls preference:

Im not a very experienced writer, so I can't guarantee the fics would be any good- while i def prefer comics, it would take a long ass time and I'm not sure whether its a good idea since i tend to loose interest in projects p fast wkdhakdj

Still debating what to name it, I think ill call it "Web of lies", "Wolau" for short LMFAO. Im not very good at naming things 😭 suggestions are welcome!!!

Some more background info:

Joel is a fairly new villain who has decided to start a business focused on fighting rings, selling information and just generally doing criminal stuff. (inspired by his secret fighting club in s10). He hires Gem and jimmy, two ex-vigilantes who became a bit more... Villainous. Their cover is a normal bar, which ofc means they also need normal employees who won't snitch. Jimmy suggests Grian toJoel, since he's a retired informant. He basically started out as an investigative journalist in another city, but got more n more involved with both villains and heroes (which is how he knows jimmy) before joining a cult (watcher lore watcher lore watcher lore-) and suddenly dissappearing.

Although he went missing a few years ago, they manage to track him down. He joins, but tells them he's not involved in the world of villains anymore and that he wants to stay out of everything (so hes basically working in the bar that they use as a cover as a 'normal' employee and turns a blind eye to anything criminal going on)

That's kind of the start of the story? Afterwards, Pearl, a villain who was Scott's (<-the previous biggest informant in the city) old co-worker, but got betrayed by him and is now plotting his murder, joins in. Later on etho joins, who is originally sent by the hermits as a spy (<- p big villain&vigilante alliance in the city) but ends up deciding to side w/ them. (BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS-)

(pearl & Scott's conflict is ofc a double life ref and etho is a mycelium resistance ref, he also ends up finding out about some of grians secrets and helping him behind the scenes)

Although its focused on the members of the bar, later on it focuses more on other hermits (since they get more involved w/ the villain group "hermits" which most of the hermits are a part of) but there's also some side stories that focus on other ppl (there's a whole side story about Ren and Doc getting to know each other after Ren gets infected by the curse, or martyn whole listener thing & how it's connected to renchanting/ren getting cursed and the Watchers showing up in the first place... But i dont wanna spoil too much :3)

Oh also! Hermits r mainly criminals(vigilantes, villains, big salmom mafia,...) and Empires members r usually heroes! But there is some exceptions to this rule. (jimmy n martyn for example)

ANY KIND OF QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS R WELCOME!!! might not be able to answer everything bc of spoilers, but ill def try to do some foreshadowing instead :3

Painting i made for chapter two of my fic "A golden thread" .(Alternate version / Design of the street)

It's inspired by the hermitcraft shopping district, hence the many small references! (there's a joe of the hills variety hidden in there and it's not just the juppet!)

Close ups below! Also please go read my fic :3

Close ups of Xornoth and Hbomb, and ofc of the bushes and buildings! Wait, what's that juppet doing there- is that a ghost behind it!?

And ofc, a close up of the fire + smoke bc AAAAA I LOVE HOW THEY TURNED OUT!!!

Sadly, drawing this made me realize i have no idea how fire OR glass work... If anyone wants to give any tips on how i could have drawn the broken window a lil better id rly appreciate it 😭 cause i dont think u can even tell the stuff surrounding the fire is supposed to be a broken window...

WAIT WHAT BOOPS ARE BACK???