Having A Really Long-term Hyperfixation That Has Since Faded Is Terrifying Yes But It's Also So Embarrassing.

Lip balm is such a treat

I think my calling in life was actually to be a monk in the 10th century spending all of my free time writing a history book full of propaganda and misinformation and clearly mythological stories but instead I’m in the 21st century with most of human knowledge available at my fingertips and critical thinking training.

Then again the 21st century does have lip balm so. It’s not all bad.

Did you know that if a baby ran 35 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

So glad that tumblr doesn’t try to get you to add people based on who is in your contacts bc rn Snapchat keeps trying to get me to add my therapist

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

brown eyes are made of dreams

Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

Algorithms are funny to me bc I liked ONE (☝️) House MD post and suddenly my feed is flooded with them but I do my damndest to scroll quickly past every self absorbed fanfiction writer and there’s still SO MANY OF THEM on my screen I hate it here

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

MOVING QUICKLY IS NOT A VIRTUE a zine by me for me. but u can see it too

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine