Gigatron-the-wise - Cool Kid Town

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus

And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)

Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event

Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

whats uyor fucjing problem

You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.

Think before you speak.

Mutual One: Kutner

Mutual Two: Cameron (u know I’m right)

Mutual Three: Wilson

Mutual Four: Chase (trans chase truther either way idc)

Mutual Five: Thirteen

Mutual Six: Taub

Mutual Seven: House

Guy you followed because you like their art: Vogler

Mutual Eight: Foreman

Mutual Nine: Everyone else that works in PPTH

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

If people want to do self inserts in stories (OG or fanfic) you can’t just make them the protagonist or the love interest or the villain!!! (I mean you can but that’s too easy)

What you gotta do is make the self insert a silly little guy that pops up in the narrative arc like two-three times and fucks EVERYTHING up for the protagonist and co. It doesn’t have to be malicious, it could just be like an “oopsies accidentally ruined your plan my b” thing.

Cause if you really think about it, that’s the roll of the writer (you) in relationship to the narrative. Your job is to make your character’s life difficult in one way or another so that the story is interesting

PLUS if something (god forbid) is actually PUBLISHED, characters are gonna get cut anyways so the self insert needs to be just barely relevant enough to the plot that removing them would mess up the story arc

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it