Daily Affirmations

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

are you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Does this answer your question:

👁️🫦👁️

😩🫁😩🫄🏼

🧌

Yeah. I think it does. 😼

Fun fact! This is what happens when you spend 20+ minutes nonstop adding pictures of Robert Sean Leonard to a Pinterest board called GIMME ONE CHANCE:

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

My woke™️ professor to a classroom of non English majors in a 3000 level English literature course:

A: Keep skimming! You’ll figure it out eventually, you cold reading ass.

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

The air smells like neglecting my sleep schedule and skipping class to reread my favorite books and quitting my job and writing until I can’t feel my fingers and telling my friends that I love them so much that it gives me heartburn and eating the same three meals because they taste so fucking good and cracking jokes that’ll make people uncomfortable and—

PLEASE GOD GIMME ONE CHANCE TO LOOK LIKE THIS ITS ALL I ASK

Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others

Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction

But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel