Every Time I Think About That Shi I Giggle

bitches be like “I hate child labor” in their full temu outfit

“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

Everyone says 'new year new me' but only the eighth doctor meant it

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

companion: it’s ghosts. this time it must be ghosts. there’s ghosts right here can you see the ghost

the most haunted creature in the universe who leads a haunted life in their haunted vehicle and is themselves comprised of hauntings: don’t be silly there’s no such thing as ghosts

Sometimes I think about him introducing himself as 'Captain Bobby' to kids in emergencies and want to cry, it's so cute

the eighth doctor could do heaven sent AND the twelfth doctor(+clara) could do scherzo

The Dot was kinda real though tbh If I had to sit around listening to racist whingey white rich kids all day, I'd develop sentience and made beasties to eat them Eat the rich!! \o/

ao3 down: mass casualty event

Silly martian invasion doods from earlier at wahlburgers. Burgers with pickles are so good by the way. And i have many thoughts about gay people