Every friend group has at least one of each
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
found an old reddit AMA with brennan and discovered this gem
My NSFW Catgirls zine.
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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny
"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.
a treasure found antiquing today
obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
Elegy, I Suppose
I had a dream you were here last night
I was cold but you were warm
I woke up when you drew me in for a kiss
Maybe I’m just tired
But I wish the dream was real
Maybe it was