Some Of Us Are Just Born With It

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

CAN I BE ADDED PRETTY PRETTY PLEASSEE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

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"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

Every trans woman is forced to become an expert on recognizing and dismantling fascist propaganda just to fucking survive

I think it’s behind that strangely moth shaped leaf

Emerald Moth (Geometra papilionaria)

Harry Potter is fucking unsalvageable at this point and it doesn't matter how much you seperate yourself from the artist/author when the author's bigotry and transmisogyny heavily overshadows anything in that mediocre book.

at this point it signifies that you are complicit in the genocide of trans people, especially trans women and that you don't care that Rowling is profiting off of HP while pushing for the removal of our existence.

love our trans sisters, especially trans sisters of color, more than this fuck ass book.

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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