Me Every Time There’s New #dadbastian Content:

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

OKAY BUT THIS IS ADORABLE OMG

I BELIEVE IN ALOIS WITH CLAUDE’S GLASSES SUPREMACY

Daily BB #15 - Glasses!

This one was pretty fun to do. I haven’t finished digital stuff in a while so this was a nice lead back into it :>

Alois: Hey Ciel, what's a rainbow taste like?

Ciel: Alois... you can't eat a rainbow.

Alois: Challenge accepted.

Ciel: ALOIS NO-

Alois: I'M GOING TO GO FIND A RAINBOW AND EAT IT JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG-

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

sebastian: *tucking ciel in for bed*

ciel: i can hear them sometimes, the damned souls outside…they call to me….they scratch on the windows at night…they beg me to help them…but how can i ….. a prince of the knight…ever give them the light they desire…..? foolish spirits indeed…we are all going to hell….im simply the only one whose accepted that fact…..

Dall E Mini

Ran: Varian from Tangled The Series dressed as Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*

YES YES YES YES YES

MY BLOG DESERVES THIS AWESOME CROSSOVER

(mainly because my blog literally is a mix of “Kuroshitsuji” and “Goofy Goober”, I mean..) ALSO I WANT TO SEE THIS IRL, LIKE, AS A CARTOON XD

(they should do a parody episode like this)

Who lives in a manor under the sea?

ahahhahaa heck yes

Reblog to trap Viscount Druitt in a broken elevator with "Baby Shark" on a perpetual loop in the background

Ran: Alois Trancy from Black Butler dressed as Riddle Rosehearts from Twisted Wonderland