Sebastian: Let Me Show You A Picture From Last Night That Really Upset Me Finnian: Okay, But In My Defense,

Ciel: Are you Sebastian? Dad #1: No? Ciel: *walks over to another dad* Are you Sebastian? Dad #2: No, sorry.

Ciel, walking up to Sebastian: Are you Sebastian? Sebastian: ................................. Yes? Ciel: ...I don’t believe you. Sebastian: *under his breath* Bocchan, wtf.

Ciel : *loses Sebastian in the supermarket*

Ciel : *looks up only to see a bunch of tired white dads walking around* I guess I'm never finding him ever again....

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

Sebastian: If there's going to be a dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Bardroy: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Finnian: I can!

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF MY URL AND THE FACT THIS IS HILARIOUS

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air travel 💨

Sebastian: Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM, My Lord?

Ciel, secretly eating sweets: W-Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM? H-Hm?!

Basically Chapter 16 (Volume 4)

Ciel, walking into the townhouse: Hello, people who do not live here. Soma: Hello! Agni: Good day. Ciel, to Finnian: I gave you the key to the townhouse for emergencies only. Finnian, seriously and genuinely: We were out of Doritos. :(

‘the heck, this is what’s in my pockets too.

(Joking, but I wish, they are all so cute aaaaaaa)

Why with the tots

I like tator tots a lot

theres no deep meaning