Wait.. Ciel And Alois..

*BANGS MY HANDS ON THE TABLE*

YAY MORE ANIMATIONNNNNN

Pt 2 of my animations! (its in the same scene as the other one!)

I promise there's context <3

Bardroy: I'm in so much paaaaain, heeeeelp!

Mey-Rin: Finny? What happened?

Finnian: ...He stepped on a lego.

Mey-Rin: OH NO WE NEED TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL-

Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

sebastian: *tucking ciel in for bed*

ciel: i can hear them sometimes, the damned souls outside…they call to me….they scratch on the windows at night…they beg me to help them…but how can i ….. a prince of the knight…ever give them the light they desire…..? foolish spirits indeed…we are all going to hell….im simply the only one whose accepted that fact…..

I didn’t think I would be ugly-laughing this early in my tumblr wandering.. but I have. Thank you for this. XD

it’s done 

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

I JUST SNORT-LAUGHED SO DAMN VIOLENTLY--

Finny, at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Baldroy: *eyes wide, staring at the ceiling*

Bardroy, mocking: G’day for a cuppa, inn’it? Might you hav’a spot o’tea? 

Later, Bardroy: Oh god, I can stop talking in’a bri’sh accent--

Bard has a British accent because he started mocking Sebastian once and then it got stuck

Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan.  Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.

Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.

Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.

When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.

With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.

It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.

And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.

*cracks knuckles*

short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.

oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*

Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON

(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all