So I did a thing...
đ¶Troy and Abed getting Married!đ¶
Well, this have been on my mind. Is this not the most Abed thing to do at his own wedding?
you know how all those applesauce packets were recalled for lead?
well. it turns out the cinnamon used in them may have been laced with lead on purpose.
fun times in the united states food industry right now am I right folks
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It is a little different than the standard fix it, but in *chefâs kiss* all the best ways!!
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In season 14 episode 10, Nihilism, when Micheal traps Dean in his own mind while possessing Dean, he creates a fake version of Pamela along with a bar in order to keep him there. However, isn't it strange that Pamela is there, and not someone else Dean had a stronger connection to? No. In season 5 episode 16, Dark Side of the Moon (Sam and Dean go to heaven), Dean has a conversation with Pamela that makes him start thinking about saying yes to Michael, even though he doesn't end up doing so in that season.
(PAMELA: Yeah, well, close enough. Look, Dean, Iâm happy. Iâm at peace.
DEAN: What? Are you trying to sell me a time share? I mean, whatâs with the pitch?
PAMELA: (chuckling) I know that Michael wants to take you out for a test drive.
DEAN: (interrupting) PamelaâŠ
PAMELA: Just saying. What happens if you play ball with them? Worst case.
DEAN: A lot of people die.
PAMELA: And then they come here. Is that really so bad? Look. Maybe⊠you donât have to fight it so hard. Thatâs all Iâm trying to say.)
Pamela tells him that it wouldn't be so bad if Dean let Michael possess him. I think this is why she is in his mind prison that Michael creates in season 14. She tried to convince Dean to say yes to Michael, and almost did, therefore causing Michael to use her as a trick.
Deanâs lost his wallet. Heâs freaking the fuck out. Itâs not because heâs gotta worry about his credit cards getting stolenâtechnically, he stole them firstâor the shitty savings cards he stuffed in there since heâs got ten more back home. No, Deanâs freaking out because right in the middle of a heated debate with Cas over noodle shapes, the intercom comes on and an totally oblivious ladyâs voice says to the entire freaking storeââWould Dean Winchester come to the front desk please? Figure he might want his wallet and photo of his cute husband back.â
To be fair, the old lady was clearly one of those sweethearts who dote on customers and find anyone of a younger generation to be absolutely adorable and not dealing with delicate issues such as the photo of Cas Deanâs been hiding in his wallet for years.
So naturally, in the midst of total mortification, Dean forgets all about bowtie and elbow noodles and avoids Cas at all costs as he makes a beeline for the front desk, perplexed angel at his heels. His ears are burning, his face is burning, Dean feels like the entire store his watching him as he speed walks as fast as he can without full on sprinting.
âDeanââ Cas hisses, but because he now thinks heâs in an action movie, Dean makes a wild turn into another lane to skitter out of Casâ view for a moment. Itâs enough time for him to pretend he didnât hear.
The old lady is smiling when Dean reaches the front desk, Cas following and standing too too close right behind him. Her eyes dart from Deanâs bright red flush to Cas, sparkling in fond amusement.
âWas gonna ask you to describe your hubby in the photo to make sure itâs you, hon.â She chuckles in a Southern drawl. âNo need to when heâs right behind yah, hm?â
âThere is no one behindâ?âCas began, but Dean cut him out with a strangled sort of noise. The lady chuckles again.
âHereâs your wallet, honey. You two have a good day now.â
âThanks.â Dean wheezes, stuffing his wallet in his pocket like he could bury the last five minutes six feet under.
Neither of them talk about it until theyâre in the car.
âWhat did that lady mean by the husband in your wallet?â
Dean gulps, eyes fixed on the road as if that would save him embarrassment. It doesnât.
âIt ainât some random smuck, if thatâs what youâre asking.â He grunts. âSâjust a photo of you I threw in there.â
Cas was silent for a moment.
âAh.â He murmurs a moment later. âShe assumed we wereââ
âYeah.â
âWhy did you put it in there?â
âWhat?â
âYou usually keep photos of your family in your nightstand. Why didnât you put the one of me there too?â
Dean knew how Cas was looking at this. That because he separated Casâ photo from the ones of him, Sam, Bobby, and Mom, that it didnât equate him to family. That Dean didnât see Cas as family like he did the others. And that just couldnât slide for him.
ââCause I wanted to.â He mumbles, ears burning again. âGot a habit of carryinâ a piece of you âround when your gone. Your coat, your ashes, your bloody handprintâŠâ he gulps against a sudden lump in his throat. âGuess Iâm waiting for you to leave me again. Or somethinâ.â He trails off into silence, avoiding the heavy gaze on him.
âIâm not leaving.â Cas says after a long moment. âNever again, unless you ask it of me.â
âI ainât gonna do that.â
âThen Iâm not going anywhere. Thereâs no need to carry of piece of me around when I will always be right here.â
Dean swallows again.
âDo you believe me?â
And, just how Cas continuously put his faith in Dean, Dean decides it was time to put his faith in Cas.
âYeah.â
âGood.â
Dean still keeps the photo in his wallet, not because he thinks Cas will leave him, but because seeing his angelâs face every time he goes for his stolen credit card or shitty savings coupons makes him smile.