We’re on our way to a UIL competition trying to quickly do all of our make up and suddenly the radio starts blaring.
The bus that the pit crew was on had its belt break and the bus started flaming; since the 2nd guard bus had the most space we were designated to pit up the crew.
When the bus stopped it was a mad dash to get eyelashes and mascara on, absolute chaos.
Then the pit comes on and they were in the back of the bus with the flag bags and stuff, I was the only guard child completely surrounded by pit members
And they were laughing about how much hair spray and glitter was in the air. This was fabulous
And surprisingly an interesting experience, being a freshman completely surrounded by Junior and Senior Pit crew.
*sits in pile of guard flags*
I am the color guardian guardian of the color
When your told to do 100 drop spins
“Ohh ....... crap.”
Just guard things
Having to sneeze under a cross-toss
And it’s gone over multiple fences
Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?
Don’t forget the GODFORBBIDEN GLITTER
I found that out when I was crying due to sweat getting into my bleeding sabre gash.
The JV: Huddled outside the gym waiting quietly for the cheer team to finish
Guardmate: Accidentally knocks over metal water bottle creating noise
Director:(instinctively) I will kill you
Just Guard Things
No matter how short your nails are, one will always be broken
“Put your butts down, we don’t need no Hoes in our show!”
-The choreographer
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