Trying to join DCI is the modern day equivalent of running off to join the circus
Thanks man! Your Blog is pretty cool, has tons of relatable posts and stuff, and I think saxophones are second best sound instrument next to Flutes. But saxophone players tend to not have the negative connotation I’ve heard some flutes have. I hope you have a wonderful concert season (or whatever you band kids do.)
Go follow @growing-up-guard . I love them soo much. They are a colorguard member (obviously) which means they are automatically cool. If you are a guard member or a band freshman you should totally go follow them!! Let’s get support for the band freshies!!
The Ambitious Freshmen Strike Once More
Now that marching guard is over, the majority of the freshmen today ended up getting trying to learn how to do drop spins. It definitely is a happy sight seeing people trying to teach this group of hopefuls trying their best. Is this just a common thing within guards that the moment marching band is over everyone wants to learn weapon or is that just exculusive to my school?
And this is why Crocs are banned
A Varsity at JV Captain: What’s going to be your first order of business with your JV team?
JV Captain: Helmet, every last one of them are getting helmets.
“Put your butts down, we don’t need no Hoes in our show!”
-The choreographer
EVERYTHING IS WRONG, COUNT IN YOUR HEAD
NEVER LOOK TO THE SCREENS
PERFORM MORE FOWARD THAN UP
DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES ON THE BUS AFTERWARDS
MAKE A HORNY BRASS PUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE
YOUR PRE-SHOW RITUAL MAY NOT HAPPEN WITH TIME CONSTRAINTS
YOU WILL CATCH EVERYTHING WITHOUT WIND
TURN OUT THAT LUNGE! YOU LOOK FABULOUS
THE TUNNEL IS UNNECESSARILY SCARY AND ANXIETY BUILDING
Everyone that reblogs this is gonna get inspiration to practice in their asks!!!
What I’m bad at: most things
What I’m good at: somehow hitting myself in the face with absolutely everything
Junior - about 2 years experience- a happy flag- lots of shitposts made by yours truly- Inbox and chat are always open-
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