Sweet Jayzus My Sides Hurt From Laughing

S H O T - by Soufiane Idrassi

 I USED TO BE SO JOYFUL. ONCE UPON A TIME, NO ONE FOUGHT OVER ME. THEN THE BOMBS STARTED FALLING, AND THE PEOPLE STARTED DYING, AND I WEPT.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I WEPT.

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Hopefully I’m not the only one who remembers !lettinggo

Imagine the girl you've been pining over for decades who's been tormenting you still doesn't leave you alone even after she explodes into fairy dust

Couldn't be me

This will be colored at one point

...... is...... is it his ass?

Wanted to do another DS-style render since it's been a long time since I last did one. So I recreated a scene from Shadow Generations with Optimus Prime and Megatron.

Models are from the Transformers Prime DS game. Rendered in Blender 3.6.17 with the Eevee renderer.

Full-resolution/textless version + the scene it's based on under the cut!

hihi!! as you already know im a sucker for kobd <3 and i was wondering if you could write some kobd angst from breakdown's pov 👉🏾👈🏾

Of course!! Set after the events of s2 ep7 of Aligned...

Breakdown was a tough bot, always had been. Getting roughed up was nothing new to him, neither was pain. But... there was just so much. Everywhere. He couldn't even decipher the readings at this point. Too many, too quick. Then, with startling suddenness, it was gone. Coherent thought fizzled into a series of flickering pictures, briefly snapping into clarity before blurring together again. It was an unsettling feeling, as though he'd been pulled abruptly from a deep recharge. His processor felt sluggish, static-laden. He was on the ground. Had he... passed out? And where had that Pit-spawned glitch gone off to? The forest around him was quiet. The distinct clack of her many legs and the smug sound of her laughter were absent. Had she fled? Likely... coward. He was not looking forward to reporting that news to his Master. First things first... he needed to get back to... to who? Had he come here with someone? Why couldn't he... think... The static returned, and he shuttered his one remaining optic a few times hoping to clear things up. 'She must have... messed me up good.' He needed to get back. Knockout would patch him up. He always did. If only he didn't feel so depleted. 'Get up. For frag sa-sakes. M-move.' His limbs would not respond. He couldn't... feel them. Couldn't feel them... oh. Oh. He needed help. Urgently. His comm wouldn't work. 'H-help... anyone...' Lights flashed ahead, a vehicle pulling up. 'Knockout!' Relief flooded through him. He could fix this... fix him. Visuals were bleeding together now, and he could hardly make out anything apart from the light and the shadowed shape of his partner as he neared.... wait. Two shapes... three... all small. 'N-not Knock- not Knockout.' Everything was dimming. He struggled to bring himself back, to fight through the fog. No matter how he tried, awareness slipped further and further from his reach. 'I have to get b-back... to him... Primus please...'

His audial receptors were beginning to fail, sound coming through in patches.

"MECH 1 to Sylas...."

I love this so deeply I can't even describe...

Dreadwing did not, in fact, understand the assignment.

Megatron is ringmaster of a clown circus and only Soundwave went to a professional clown college.

May need to click on the image for better resolution.

Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167

20 - Sprout (digital) 19 - Loop (digital) ahem *cough cough* fruit loop 21 - Fuzzy (ballpoint pen on paper)

by  Ash Thorp

Please... why didn't this happen?

Wheeljack: *walks in* Sorry I’m late. I was…doing things.

*distant stomping*

Ultra Magnus: *throws open the door* He pushed me down the fragging stairs!

Wheeljack: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it…"giving a little nudge."

Ultra Magnus: Oh I’ll give YOU a little nudge when I shove my foot up your aft!

Wheeljack: Hey! Watch your fragging language in front of the Prime!

Optimus Prime: *double facepalm*