Klaus: Life Is A Party, And I’m The Pinata.

i need to watch this video

Shit Brendon Urie has said during todays livestream (18/4)

It’s hip to be a square.

Swallow them whole.

Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.

Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??

Drink from the pool of SEXY.

I wonder what his flesh would taste like.

My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.

A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.

Some balls on the east.

eat it NERD.

Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.

*Tyler Joseph joins the game*

Tyler: 

Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.

*whispers* Thirsty boy.

 AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.

 JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.

 …Are you yelling about bits??

F U CK

SNEHEJHSSHI EEEEE SHANE'S NEW VIDEO JUST CAME OUT AND IM PU MPED-

I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions

Sanders Sides + Onion Headlines: Courtroom Edition

I enjoyed this video so much that I decided to ruin it by making this

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

😪😪😔 *softly* yee yee...

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

HONESTLY

Does anyone else have a day where they know what they want to write but writing is just not something that you want to do at all?

i’ve never been to a waffle house. what’s it like?