Amy Poehler Was New To SNL And We Were All Crowded Into The Seventeenth-floor Writers’ Room, Waiting

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APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

These are some of my favorite pictures from this year. Mostly for photographic reasons. In this coming year, I want to work on refining my style and improving the photography bit of things.

Thank you to everyone for the lovely and kinds words you lot send to me. Happy holidays to you all. 

GUYS PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS THIS IS SERIOUS NOW AND MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY IS SCARED AS SHIT!

MY FATHER HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 4 AM THIS MORNING AND WE HAVE NOT SEEN HIM ALL DAY! THE ONLY INFORMATION WE FOUND OUT WAS THAT HE WAS IN MISSOURI AT ABOUT 2 PM TODAY AND HE WAS IN CONTACT WITH SOME POLICE OFFICERS! THE OFFICERS HAD BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR A WHILE BEFORE SOMEHOW DEEMING HIM “COHERENT” AND THEY “ESCORTED HIM TO THE STATE LINE” BEFORE JUST IGNORING HIM COMPLETELY! THIS WAS HOURS AND HOURS AGO AND HE’S NOT IN TENNESSEE OR NEBRASKA!

THE POLICE OFFICER IS NOW AT OUR HOUSE TRYING TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT AND HE CAN’T REALLY DO STUFF IF HIS HIGHER UPS DON’T THINK HE’S A DANGER TO HIMSELF, WHICH I HOPE THEY DO SAY YES TO BECAUSE MY DAD IS EPILEPTIC AND WHEN PUT UNDER HIGH AMOUNTS OF STRESS, WHICH HE CURRENTLY IS SUFFERING FROM, HE CAN HAVE SEIZURES WHICH ARE VERY DANGEROUS WHEN DRIVING ALONE!

PLEASE GUYS! I WANT TO FIND MY DAD HE’S BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF STUFF RECENTLY AND JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING FINE AGAIN HE GOES MISSING AND I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING DAD AGAIN!

He’s about 40 years old, he looks a little bit older than what he does in the picture, he is about 170 pounds and maybe close to 6’0”, his truck is a silver chevy silverado, please Google it if you don’t know what it looks like, it has a dent in the front, the license plate is RWW 222, and we hope he’s either somewhere in Nebraska, somewhere in Tennessee, or somewhere in between.

Please, if you see this man ANYWHERE call the police or something please stop him he needs serious help and we’re all worried about him!!!

Maggie Menu

On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!

Earlier today I witnessed a blogger being upset that people don't understand that when someone is yelling 'how much they hate cishet people' they should realise that it's not aimed towards them but it generalizes and it makes people feel bad. I know that there's a thin grey line here between right and wrong and it gets really blurred on tumblr. Did this whole cishet thing evolve over the past six months? or has it always existed and I haven't been around those bloggers?

I’m not sure I quite understand the wording of the question but I’ll do my best to answer;

I’ve found that a general chunk of tumblr has begun to take a common dislike for the profile of thin, beautiful, cishet females, and also cishet male figures.

Similarly, I’ve heard stories about people of those descriptions bullying already marginalized and oppressed groups of people.

Even more similarly, tumblr lately seems to be shoving the idea of ‘nobody needs gender’ down everybody’s throats. I’ve even seen in a couple posts that pink and glittery things don’t necessarily have to be feminine, and that butch manly things don’t necessarily have to be masculine.

While that is true to some extent, tumblr needs to realize that some things just have to be left as what they are; just things. If we continue to blur the definition of ‘boy’ and ‘girl’ and ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’ as we do, and eliminate all labels from everything, how are humans to keep themselves comfortable and organized like our nature demonstrates?

Words like boy and girl and feminine and masculine will cease to exist. Sexuality will become a thing of the past and everybody will love everybody, and be able to see past gender and any other qualities that define a person as themselves. While that sounds like a good idea in concept, the way we are working towards achieving such a goal is damaging and harmful to those of us who would prefer to define ourselves with labels.

Sure it’s a cool thing to imagine a world where everybody loves everybody equally, but wouldn’t that just make everybody a clone of each other? Everything would be okay. You could be anything you wanted to and people wouldn’t care. It would be unideal and people wouldn’t be upset. Why? Because everybody loves everybody.

Family would be erased. Friendship would be erased. Connections wouldn’t exist anymore. Government and laws would be wiped out. Bank robberies would be fine. Rape wouldn’t be illegal anymore. People could drink and drive, do drugs, destroy property, and everything would be okay, because there would be no rules.

Anybody could die, be murdered, kill themselves, commit numerous crimes, and nobody would be heartbroken, because it’s okay. Everything is fine. It’ll always be fine.

Do you see what I’m poking at here?

I’ve never seen anybody use all the frames when making one of these, so I decided to do two of my own.

Make Your Own Alkaline Vitamin Water

Find yourself needing a vitamin boost?  

Click here, for complete recipe and directions of my five signature colour-free, sugar-free and bpa plastic free alkaline vitamin waters or get inspired to make your own combinations.  

Recovery - This vitamin water is ideal for recovery post-workout or after a large bout of physical activity.  Blackberries and Cherries aid in replenishing oxygen in the blood while pomegranate and glutamine help to restore and repair muscle tissue damage

C*Power - This vitamin water gives you a boost of anti-viral and anti-inflammatory vitamin C.  With natural citrus fruits and camu camu powder, c*power is ideal for boosting your immunity after an illness or just keeping your body empowered.  This is an excellent combination for weight loss

Stressless - This is my favourite combination, the blend of watermelon and rosemary is divine.  This vitamin water is ideal for helping you balance stress on a mental and physiological level.  With the addition of B vitamins, hydrating watermelon and calming rosemary this combination is best used during times of stress or intensity

Digest It - Excellent for aiding in digestion and stimulating the colon and digestive tract.  With the combination of pineapple’s digestive enzymes, soothing, cooling mint and warming ginger, stimulating lemongrass, immunizing lychee and probiotics this water will aid in internal balance

Detox - Purify your blood and body with this awesome vitamin water!  Detox is ideal for the morning after a night out or when you are cleansing.  Created with hydrating coconut water, and fresh cucumber, nutrient rich coconut meat, detoxifying milk thistle and anti-oxidant loaded raspberries and blueberries, this combination will cleanse your body from the inside out

It simple, cheap and easy way to get your vitamins in a delicious and hydrating way.