Mark

Is seasonal depression coming in already or am I just dehydrated? We'll discover it in the next episode of "will *this* much sugar kill me?"

Fuck this history homework stuff, it's shit and I hate it and No I don't want to write about child labor rights in the XIX and fuck this I want to go sleep and nevermind I can't afford to fail this class

FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I CAN NOT DEAL WITH THIS, WHY IS IT THAT IT'S SO FUCKING HARD FOR ME TO DO THIS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WHAT I HAVE TO WRITE IS AN INTERPRETATION OF THE AUTORS INTERPRETATION??????? I'M NOT TTGNJRNBY8W3IRNEICPQNHYUVFBHIOTGV

This is even better if you imagine Lucifer and Danny seeing each other kinda frequently (whatever reason) and Danny never shuts up about it and uses it as arguments “Hey, at least i didn’t fuck the soulwhore!” “Shut up, you have horrible taste in men” “ In a bathroom? At least could have gone to a motel or some shit”

Morningstar will never hear the end of it, and its even funnier if Danny is king and just, make fun of him and Lucifer thinks is embarrassing to have your higher up make fun of you for making out with some soul-bitch

DP x DC: You did what!?

Just a funny thought. Danny finds out that John Constantine made out with Lucifer Morningstar in a bar bathroom(canon) and freaking out

Just imagine him going up to Lucifer, holding John up and going “really? Him!? In a bathroom?!? I thought you had better taste”

John “hey” and just both Danny and Lucifer shush him

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

i just exploded EEEEEHEHEHEHEEEE DOM ART AGAIN AND ITS PAPER AND PENCIL THIS TIME!!!!!!

Just, imagine someone walks in on them and tells Tucker “What is he saying?” And then, Bart realizes he had been speaking at superspeed, but his friend had actually been making comments related to what he said, specific questions and all, he even asked him to continue and helped him when he got off the rails and asked ‘what was i saying?’

Short DPXDC Prompts #861

Tucker is liminal and has some special abilities because of it. One of which being that he can keep up conversation at any speed. This cute red head guy, Bart apparently, is taking at him at a FAR faster rate than the average human. He's very excited though so Tucker lets him continue. The more and more this guy talks, the more Tucker truly doesn't mind Bart speaking. Staring at the teen excitedly chat, he realizes that he's been staring deeply into Bart's eyes for the past ten minutes.

EEEEEEHEHEHEHEEE

i genuinely am so excited rn jumping for joy pissing my pants rn

dominic sessa in custom tom ford, photographed by brooke james before the 96th academy awards (march 10th, 2024)