crutchie: once that train makes--
refuge kid: ssSSSHHHHHHhhh
me:
“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”
“Les during King of New York.”
Your options include:
1. Them
or
2. Them
when the world is yer erster
Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto
The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans.
“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.
(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)
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“Spot Conlon is short,” i say into the mic.
The crowd applauds. I begin to walk off proudly, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"I’m not short" I hear a from a voice I recognise as Spot conlons, I look around the crowd trying to find him, I can’t, he’s too short
Jack: You just got Santa Fe’d, bitch!
Crutchie: I may be hurt, but I can run if I fucking want to.
Katherine: How the hell am I supposed to write this in a short amount of time and not disappoint?
Race: At what point does gambling become a problem?
Spot: You may be taller than I am, but I can easily beat you in a fight.
Davey: Do you ever get stressed out knowing that there’s so much information in your brain that isn’t relevant?
Pulitzer: I think we can both agree that I am, in fact, better than you.
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Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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