Bitch I Am

English is my first language until I try to read.

L'inglese è la mia prima lingua finché non provo a leggere.

Writer reminder: If you make a situation for characters to get out of, you’re the one who’s got to write them out of it. While elaborate and complex problems can be intriguing and fun to write, they can also quickly become a pain in the ass when you realize that you and the characters are at a dead end.

I'm warning you from experience.

Ignore at your own risk.

Saturday, November 9th

9:01 PM

✨The results are in✨

From the finished Tea poll results this is what I will have to drink tomorrow morning, will update when made (i had to turn the percentages into measurements):

Tea: (1/3 cup, 5 tbs + 1 tsp)

Milk: (2 tbs + 1 tsp)

Sugar: (1.5 tbs)

Cream: (1 tbs)

Honey: (1/4 cup, 3 tbs + 1 tsp)

Vanilla Extract: (1/4 cup + 1 tsp)

Hot Water: (1/2 cup, 6 tbs + 1 tsp)

1/4 CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT

More vanilla extract than even water

I’m scared

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Sunday November 10th, 10:49 am

Edit: hate to be a flake but I don’t think I’d be able to do this because:

1. I only have a small bottle of vanilla extract and I don’t want to waste pretty much all of It on a possible disaster (and the vanilla extract isn’t cheap)

2. The thought of drinking something like 1/4 of a cup of VANNILA EXTRACT is puke worthy

If any brave or crazy soul out there wants to do this, let me know how it goes

335 minutes = 5 hours, 35 minutes.

Have some free serotonin and dopamine (unlimited supply)