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They have been friends for 20-30 years (can’t remember)

There is no way they haven’t compared dick sizes when drunk at least ONCE. Like, they must talk about women and sex. Comparing dick sizes isn’t that far of a jump. They would get drunk, late at night, and compare dick sizes.

And well, Skizz has the height advantage of just being larger so it’s not fair. And well anyways impulse was a grower now a shower…

Maybe skizz would tease him, taunting him to prove that his dick does get bigger when hard.

Maybe flustered red Impulse would give in, jerking himself off with his eyes closed thinking about a hot girl and not his best friend watching him touch himself. Maybe it would take longer than usual because impulse is shy, only for skizz to lean in and start talking in a low voice about how good he’s doing.

Maybe it would make Impulse’s wires get crossed, maybe he would stop trying to ignore that Skizz was there. Maybe he would tell Skizz to keep talking because it was helping. Maybe he was too drunk to think better of this.

Maybe skizz would thread his hand into Impulse’s hair, maybe Impulse would whimper when Skizz called him pretty, maybe Skizz would double down repeating how beautiful he was. Maybe impulse wanted to show Skizz how pretty he was when he came.

But he didn’t, pulling back when he was rock hard and showing his now larger dick off with stupid drunk pride.

Maybe Impulse didn’t notice how low and husky Skizz’s voice had gotten, mumbling something about how big his friend really was. Only noticing that Skizz had gotten hard as well when he pressed their dicks together again. Maybe impulse was so desperate for friction at that point he involuntarily rutted his dick against him.

Maybe Impulse was so drunk and horny that he didn’t put together that Skizz had gotten hard without touching himself, or that Skizz was the one to bring up comparing dick sizes, or that Skizz taunted impulse into touching himself for him, or that Skizz was the one to start encouraging him while jerking himself off, telling him to go faster and how pretty he was.

Skizz would wrap his larger hand around both of their dicks, pulling impulse into his lap as he jerked them both off. Maybe would just let his head fall onto his shoulder, too horny to even consider telling him to stop. Drunk moans slurring together as he whined and begged Skizz to not stop. When Impulse came first he would just whimper as Skizz didn’t stop or slow down, using impulse’s hot cum to continue jerking himself off.

Maybe by this point Impulse would have figured out that it was his moans that we’re turning Skizz on, maybe leaning in to moan and whimper Skizz’s name directly into his ear as overstimulation crashed through Him. Desperate to make Skizz cum as well.

Maybe Skizz would be moaning Impulse’s name as he finally came, spilling onto impulse’s formerly clean shirt.

Maybe impulse would lean into Kiss skizz, because well it was always nice to kiss someone after having sex. Or uh, whatever that was, impulse might say.

Maybe impulse would ignore the way Skizz happily leaned in, connecting their lips so eagerly. Maybe impulse Ignored the fact that one of Skizz’s hands would pull him closer by the waist while the other went behind his neck.

Maybe impulse would let himself believe that this was only because they were shitfaced drunk, and maybe he let Skizz make out with him because he was convinced he wouldn’t remember this in the morning. Maybe impulse just let himself turn his brain off and let himself get more kisses and more drunk.

-🔫 wow this got away from me I really only meant to say they probably compared dick sizes once.

WOOOOOOO GO OFF GUN ANON

I'm so glad you're on the same page as me in terms of how insane impulse is for just giving in to skizz's teasing and doing shit he would never do otherwise just because skizz is poking him in the back to do it and he just can't let skizz win..... so he does the thing, which makes skizz win because that's obviously what he wanted in the first place.

it's a win win for skizz which is hot because no matter what he has this supreme control over impulse and impulse gets to make his guy happy which feeds into his people pleaser/service kink..... they're insane and I'm glad they get to be freaks together for the rest of their lives.

oh, transfem mumbo… get this girl some estrogen asap, she’s gonna be soooo pretty with little tits and a tummy. Dress her up in cute outfits and make her the prettiest princess. Put her in a tight short skirt and push it up her fat thighs… eat her out and suck her off and fuck her into a moaning crying beautiful mess. Her makeup would run so pretty down her cheeks. What a woman

also cock size <3

ranked them by how big i think their boobs would be <3

need cc ren to breed me BAD. want him moaning and whining about his puppies being bred into me. i need to get pregnant from him pls pls pls

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So my brain thought this up and refused to let it go so ig ima put it here

The line stuck in my brain is "well unless you want to die choking on my knot, im gonna have to top this time"

So vamp gri's typically the dom top and ww scar the sub bottom but scars rut is happening soon and gri offered to help with the rut but scar needs to get his dick wet for the rut to end quickly thus the line

Im just imagining grian (the freak) picturin that in his head and gettin hard at the thought, n u can see his eyes dilate and so can scar too and hes all like "Oh~ did you like that thought? Want me to force you down and take what i want? Want the big bad wolf to come and ruin this pristine little vampire? Hmmm?"

I think in this world, vampires have more base strength than normal werewolves but full moon ww's are stronger and rutting ww's even more so on top of gettin physically bigger too (😏) so grian used to being able to take charge and hold down scar with ease now not even being able to fight out of his grasp is just 😳

Misadventures Ren, Martyn, and Sausage have the freakiest nastiest most unhinged kinky sex ever and they do it OFTEN

Source: trust me bro

(Martyn should get ganged up on by them btw. DP that little bitch. Pretty please?)

((all three of them should take Jimmy in his stupid Bonita casita in that stupid outfit with those stupid eyes. She needs to cry.)

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ranked them by how big i think their boobs would be <3

more charity stream craziness. ren noises from getting shocked, ren noises from gagging himself with stickers over his mouth. ren noises because he’s ren. ren getting aggressive at grian at the end of shocking changed me irrevocably. i need that man to manhandle me and push me down/against something

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Doc swear more I beg of you PLEASE I will drop to my KNEES PLEASE GODD

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