I like to think eating out Doc's redstone cyborg charged creeper pussy gives the same effect as knocking back three five hour energies at once
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Docm77's stream, 11/9/2024
the way cub tends to repeat himself when talking would be so hot during sex like yes call me a slut again pretty please
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after that hermitcraft charity stream and martyn inthelittlewood denying that he's hot after that one dono i just need to praise and worship and take care of him until he believes that he's hot af and his self esteem gains a big boost. like he's such a cool and fun guy but he talks negatively about himself all the time on stream and i just need to take care of him and treat him like he deserves. i want to worship his tits and jack him off until he's a whimpering mess.
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the way cub tends to repeat himself when talking would be so hot during sex like yes call me a slut again pretty please
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today on Docs stream he was ranting about how pathetic it is that most men don’t know where the g-spot is…implying that he both knows where it is and how it works
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I want to sit under rens desk when he streams and just cockwarm him.
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I want to shove my face into Cubfan’s tits.
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They have been friends for 20-30 years (can’t remember)
There is no way they haven’t compared dick sizes when drunk at least ONCE. Like, they must talk about women and sex. Comparing dick sizes isn’t that far of a jump. They would get drunk, late at night, and compare dick sizes.
And well, Skizz has the height advantage of just being larger so it’s not fair. And well anyways impulse was a grower now a shower…
Maybe skizz would tease him, taunting him to prove that his dick does get bigger when hard.
Maybe flustered red Impulse would give in, jerking himself off with his eyes closed thinking about a hot girl and not his best friend watching him touch himself. Maybe it would take longer than usual because impulse is shy, only for skizz to lean in and start talking in a low voice about how good he’s doing.
Maybe it would make Impulse’s wires get crossed, maybe he would stop trying to ignore that Skizz was there. Maybe he would tell Skizz to keep talking because it was helping. Maybe he was too drunk to think better of this.
Maybe skizz would thread his hand into Impulse’s hair, maybe Impulse would whimper when Skizz called him pretty, maybe Skizz would double down repeating how beautiful he was. Maybe impulse wanted to show Skizz how pretty he was when he came.
But he didn’t, pulling back when he was rock hard and showing his now larger dick off with stupid drunk pride.
Maybe Impulse didn’t notice how low and husky Skizz’s voice had gotten, mumbling something about how big his friend really was. Only noticing that Skizz had gotten hard as well when he pressed their dicks together again. Maybe impulse was so desperate for friction at that point he involuntarily rutted his dick against him.
Maybe Impulse was so drunk and horny that he didn’t put together that Skizz had gotten hard without touching himself, or that Skizz was the one to bring up comparing dick sizes, or that Skizz taunted impulse into touching himself for him, or that Skizz was the one to start encouraging him while jerking himself off, telling him to go faster and how pretty he was.
Skizz would wrap his larger hand around both of their dicks, pulling impulse into his lap as he jerked them both off. Maybe would just let his head fall onto his shoulder, too horny to even consider telling him to stop. Drunk moans slurring together as he whined and begged Skizz to not stop. When Impulse came first he would just whimper as Skizz didn’t stop or slow down, using impulse’s hot cum to continue jerking himself off.
Maybe by this point Impulse would have figured out that it was his moans that we’re turning Skizz on, maybe leaning in to moan and whimper Skizz’s name directly into his ear as overstimulation crashed through Him. Desperate to make Skizz cum as well.
Maybe Skizz would be moaning Impulse’s name as he finally came, spilling onto impulse’s formerly clean shirt.
Maybe impulse would lean into Kiss skizz, because well it was always nice to kiss someone after having sex. Or uh, whatever that was, impulse might say.
Maybe impulse would ignore the way Skizz happily leaned in, connecting their lips so eagerly. Maybe impulse Ignored the fact that one of Skizz’s hands would pull him closer by the waist while the other went behind his neck.
Maybe impulse would let himself believe that this was only because they were shitfaced drunk, and maybe he let Skizz make out with him because he was convinced he wouldn’t remember this in the morning. Maybe impulse just let himself turn his brain off and let himself get more kisses and more drunk.
-🔫 wow this got away from me I really only meant to say they probably compared dick sizes once.
WOOOOOOO GO OFF GUN ANON
I'm so glad you're on the same page as me in terms of how insane impulse is for just giving in to skizz's teasing and doing shit he would never do otherwise just because skizz is poking him in the back to do it and he just can't let skizz win..... so he does the thing, which makes skizz win because that's obviously what he wanted in the first place.
it's a win win for skizz which is hot because no matter what he has this supreme control over impulse and impulse gets to make his guy happy which feeds into his people pleaser/service kink..... they're insane and I'm glad they get to be freaks together for the rest of their lives.
god i want to tie impulse up and edge him until he cries. he's look and sound so pretty, all desperate and sobbing ❤️
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call me Dog, he/him, 25, big hermit n life fan, CCs and minors dni
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