hermitpervert - im going to get weird
im going to get weird

call me Dog, he/him, 25, big hermit n life fan, CCs and minors dni

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2 weeks ago

You are SO RIGHT for the ear thing. More ear touching! More ear kissing! More nibbles! More tongue!! Be weird!! It’s fun!! Grian should cup them gently in his hands, curious, and thumb across the pointed tips. Watch Scar shiver when he traces along the helix with his index, listen to the tiny, soft sounds he makes when Grian bites playfully at the lobes.

Grian grinning as he gets to watch this usually silver tongued, cunning man absolutely melt at having his ears caressed and touched. Licking into the conch and listen to him gasp, humming so softly as he tongues against the shell and Scar just crumbles. There are few things that so quickly rob Scar of his quick wit and keen mind. Grian is absolutely going to abuse this power.

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YEAHHGG

You Are SO RIGHT For The Ear Thing. More Ear Touching! More Ear Kissing! More Nibbles! More Tongue!!
You Are SO RIGHT For The Ear Thing. More Ear Touching! More Ear Kissing! More Nibbles! More Tongue!!

eat his ear out wednesday ….

2 weeks ago
Req From Magma!!! 🥕⛓️‍💥

req from magma!!! 🥕⛓️‍💥

magma hosted by the lovely @cupofmysteriousfluid!

⛓️‍💥 FULL 🥕

2 weeks ago

If someone drew Grian with feather happy trail and thighs I would kiss them sloppy style. PLEASE you don't understand how badly I need this it's so gender to me but also so fucking hot I can't stop thinking about it

2 weeks ago
Commission! (comms R Still Open Btw :] )

commission! (comms r still open btw :] )

link + other silly (sfw) preop doodles below cut

full (tdick🤤🤤)

i lobe him so much

Commission! (comms R Still Open Btw :] )
Commission! (comms R Still Open Btw :] )
2 weeks ago

there's something about sweat and armpit that turns me on so much... the scent?? idk but i just wanna lick ren's armpit so much.. i bet it's all sweaty after a hot summer day. then i want him to breed me until we both cum until our balls end up dry and i end up pregnant <3

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2 weeks ago

Xisuma condescendingly asking “who’s slow and dumb? that’s right, you are” to a zombie in his april fools stream lowkey got me feeling some kind of way. maybe he can lovingly berate me some more while im choking on his dick under his desk, muting his mic occasionally while on stream to coo at me.

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2 weeks ago

the way cub tends to repeat himself when talking would be so hot during sex like yes call me a slut again pretty please

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2 weeks ago

I got high with my friend and made them watch joe hills' livestream, and in the middle of it we started making out and dry humping, that's the joe hills difference

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2 weeks ago

Ren whimpering barking drooling and wagging his tail for Doc begging him to fuck him send ask

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2 weeks ago

Misadventures Ren, Martyn, and Sausage have the freakiest nastiest most unhinged kinky sex ever and they do it OFTEN

Source: trust me bro

(Martyn should get ganged up on by them btw. DP that little bitch. Pretty please?)

((all three of them should take Jimmy in his stupid Bonita casita in that stupid outfit with those stupid eyes. She needs to cry.)

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2 weeks ago

ZITS foursome stream when?

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2 weeks ago

i need one of these hermits to be my sugar daddy jesus christ PLEASE 🙏🙏 rendog joehillssays are either of u looking for a sugar baby

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2 weeks ago

I just think that ren deserves to be fucked gently, he's such a good boy he deserves it as a treat

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2 weeks ago
Listened To The New Glass Animals Album While I Drew These :]
Listened To The New Glass Animals Album While I Drew These :]

listened to the new glass animals album while i drew these :]

🔞FULL PART 1🔞

🔞FULL PART 2🔞

we are so fucking back. i diverged from the prompt a little bit, and i don't have many further thoughts to share, but your brain is very big for this ship and I hope you enjoy :3

2 weeks ago

can we have Tango being full on being gang banged??

Can We Have Tango Being Full On Being Gang Banged??

absolutely yes

🔞FULL PART 1🔞

🔞FULL PART 2🔞

🔞FULL PART 3🔞

omg i finally drew skizz. barely😭

anyways, not sure if this counts, but enjoy this arizona dads threesome 🙏 tango just looks so small and cute next to them! especially when they've got him spitroasted like that <3

2 weeks ago

Thinking very hard about how the wolf head Xisuma has on could absolutely be interpreted as a pup hood so now I'm just imagining him in one of those w a collar and a leather harness as someone calls him a good boy while he humps their leg and whines.

Thinking Very Hard About How The Wolf Head Xisuma Has On Could Absolutely Be Interpreted As A Pup Hood
Thinking Very Hard About How The Wolf Head Xisuma Has On Could Absolutely Be Interpreted As A Pup Hood

Taming the Wolves of Wool Street...

Thinking Very Hard About How The Wolf Head Xisuma Has On Could Absolutely Be Interpreted As A Pup Hood

Feeling sufficiently insane about Xisuma and Zedaph wearing pup hoods, my GOD. Also very happy to be drawing Xisuma on his hands and knees, just like he described 😋🙏

I had a lot of fun designing these hoods too, and I think they turned out really cute! Good dogs! 💜

2 weeks ago
Doc And Jimmy Because I Fucking Love When A Pairing Has Like. Two Interactions Ever. (full Below Cut)

doc and jimmy because i fucking love when a pairing has like. two interactions ever. (full below cut)

full 🔞 warning for belly bulging and daddy kink :]

we've all seen that one clip from decked out open day right. do i need to explain myself anymore than that. because i will not.

2 weeks ago

oh, transfem mumbo… get this girl some estrogen asap, she’s gonna be soooo pretty with little tits and a tummy. Dress her up in cute outfits and make her the prettiest princess. Put her in a tight short skirt and push it up her fat thighs… eat her out and suck her off and fuck her into a moaning crying beautiful mess. Her makeup would run so pretty down her cheeks. What a woman


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2 weeks ago

Thinking about Scar getting scruffed by Cub again Scar getting too anxious and he whines to Cub about all of his fears, so Cub gets him by the scruff and makes him sit down in bed. They talk it out and Cub keeps running his hands through Scar's hair and scratching behind his ears, and slowly Scar melts into it and forgets all of his worries

Also thinking about Cub's texture obsession with Scar's fur. Scar could lay back against him and Cub can pet at his thighs and play with his fur, smooths a hand over his sheath and feels the heat of his crotch and inner thighs Cub pretends he's surprised when Scar's dick peeks out, Scar purring loudly into his neck where he's all limp and cozy, but he has no problem wrapping his hand around Scar's cock and jerking him off with one hand, his other still playing with his fur Scar leaking all over Cub's hand and Cub unintentionally edging him because any time his hand gets too slick and gross he's making Scar lick his fingers clean, which doubly serves to work Scar up Eventually Scar's whining and begging for Cub to let him cum, and he does. Makes him lap his fingers clean again and fucks them down Scar's throat

2 weeks ago

not my fic and also not elf ears, but thought maybe you'd enjoy some kinky earwing Scarian https://archiveofourown.org/works/60549586

while my version of gria.n isn't an avian, i do occasionally enjoy the sensitive wing fics !!! its cute, pet him! pet him!!

Not My Fic And Also Not Elf Ears, But Thought Maybe You'd Enjoy Some Kinky Earwing Scarian Https://archiveofourown.org/works/60549586
2 weeks ago

Id let so many YouTubers rape me at a convention and I think there's something wrong enough with me that id say I don't care but that's not true. I'd care but in the wrong direction. Id use that shit to my advantage all the time. Id blackmail them about this. They raped me but I'm about to be THEIR problem forever 💖 I keep picturing this as Skizz but it's a lot of people I'm not gonna lie

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2 weeks ago

I got high with my friend and made them watch joe hills' livestream, and in the middle of it we started making out and dry humping, that's the joe hills difference

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2 weeks ago
Also Cock Size

also cock size <3

Ranked Them By How Big I Think Their Boobs Would Be

ranked them by how big i think their boobs would be <3


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2 weeks ago
Ranked Them By How Big I Think Their Boobs Would Be

ranked them by how big i think their boobs would be <3


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2 weeks ago

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

2 weeks ago

cub talking about geology is so hot…i need him


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2 weeks ago
He Put That Tape On Himself…he Wants To Be Gagged

he put that tape on himself…he wants to be gagged <3


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2 weeks ago

to the anon who described cub as "an absolutely terrifyingly laid back sadist who would enjoy speedrunning breaking subs competitively" i can't find your ask i just want you to know i love you and you're so right. he would be so good at torture... break me break me break me break me br

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2 weeks ago

I want to shove my face into Cubfan’s tits.

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2 weeks ago

oh no i'm horny about cub again. imagine him ruthlessly and coolly domming... ANYONE... anybody. scar is the obvious first choice. those big, firm hands wrapping around scar's waist and bruising him as he pounds into him, getting scar to babble helplessly, u KNOW scar's a loud babbly super-vocal sub. or grian. man, cub could snap that bird like a twig. make him chirp and cry and whimper and shriek, and easily pin him in place, and every half-hearted attempt to get away, cub could stop in its tracks. i love the idea of cub grabbing his wings or his feathers and catching grian that way, making him freeze in place, like pulling a cat's tail.

cub could put doc in his place, too, and he'd be so clinical about it, i'd bet. he would do it under the ruse of some "experiment" and trap doc in an exhibitionist fucking machine or something and RUIN him all with that same cool expression. cub could be such a callous and cruel dom, he could have so much lighthearted ambivalent fun, watching you suffer...

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