My Stepfather Is A Doctor And His Opinion Is „many Of Those Would Be Healthier If They Wouldnt Be So

Cinnamon roll

Ray Toro: Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Mikey Way: Looks like he could kill you but  could actually kill you

Frank Iero: Looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Gerard Way: Sinnamon roll or cinnamon roll there is nothing between

Yes.

are you ever just so zoned out that you find yourself watching Tiktoks That Radiate The Same Energy As Vines For 5 Minutes and 39 Seconds ™ and Riverdale Being Cringe For 3 Minutes and 27 Seconds ™

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I didnt know i needed to hear this, i tried to have sex last weekend but it didnt turn out well.

Thank godness for the guy who i was with for not making it awkward and not saying anything.

Shoutout to people who aren’t merely disinterested in sex, but are actually terrified of it

Your fears are valid and you should not let that stop you from being the wonderful, beautiful person you are

Your fears are valid and you should not be ashamed of it, no matter what anyone else says

dogs are so pure

Thats a big as mood.

Reading this just made me mad as hell lmao

Just Glue Yourself Together

so I was reading this post https://officialleehadan.tumblr.com/post/172812798273/claws-i-am-so-sorrrry-prrt-ts-growled-panic its a good “humans are weard” post and you should check it out. 

the basic premise was that humans are weird because they heal from injuries. while I find the idea that aliens would have no healing abilities far-fetched. I could see how a planet like earth where life is based on violent competition may evolve a superior healing ability. Most alien race’s may be closer to haemophiliacs by human standards. 

as i was thinking this my bad habit of putting way to much stuff on the shelf over my pc came to bite me in the ass. long story short an avalanche of stuff fell on me and a crafts knife ended up cutting my hand. (nothing to worry about)

but its what I did next that I think an alien race could be interested in. i super glued the cut close.

so just think of this

human jess is working on a spaceship engine when her alien co-worker yelps in pain then starts to panic. the alien has a small half inch cut on an appendage. though its panic it sobs out “i’ll never make it to the med bay in time. it’s to far”

human jess, however, reaches into her tool bag and pulls out a small tube of super glue and just glues the cut closed. 

the alien crew is stunned shour this Cyanoacrylate left a bad looking scar but once applied it lengthened the time needed to get to a healer from 1-30 minutes (depending on the severity of the haemorrhage) to hours or even days. 

at the next human spaceport, the ships captain orders enuff superglue so that each crewman has 5 tubes, and adds a tube of the life-saving liquid to the standard uniform. from then on any crewman without a tube was considered out of uniform.

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Young children understand more than they can expell; in adults, it is vice vera.

Karl Kenner