why does niall have zero aesthetically pleasing photos?
Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!
*Polythemus swings his club around*
Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*
Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*
Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.
*Scylla targets the torch holders*
Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.
*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*
Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.
im going to have a stroke
Some words to use when writing things:
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Aries: laughs obnoxiously loud
Taurus: won't take no for an answer
Gemini: keeps talking when everyone else in the room gets quiet
Cancer: is really touchy-feely
Leo: wears flamboyant clothes, but it doesn't really work for them
Virgo: stops paying attention when people are talking to them
Libra: takes 30 minutes to order food at a restaurant
Scorpio: gets really excited about little things
Sagittarius: constantly cracking up at themselves
Capricorn: knows random facts about the wierdest things
Aquarius: always texts you in the middle of the night just to say hi
Pisces: sings the wrong lyrics confidently
"Great seeing you again Danny.” I said and hugged him. “You too Y/N.” My childhood best friend, Danny was in town today and I decided to visit him while Niall was at the studio. I headed back home, while the paparazzi were following me around. “Y/N is it true you’re pregnant? “Y/N are you cheating on Niall?” “Y/N!” The paps continuously shouting my name and questions at me. Finally arriving home, seeing Niall on the couch.
I smiled. “Hi leprechaun.” I greeted. “Hi.” He mumbled. This is surprising, usually he would get up and greet me with a kiss. I hung my coat on the rack and put my purse down. I bent down, wrapping my arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. “How was your day?” I asked. “Fine.” He mumbled expressionless. This is getting weird, and I am getting worried. I pouted and quickly kissed his temple then changed.
Sitting next to him on the couch, his eyes glued on the TV. “Nialler, are you okay?” I asked. Not a word. “Niall, talk to me, please?” I begged cutely and pouted, latching onto his arm. He still remained silent.
I sighed. ‘What has gotten into him today?’ I thought. “Mm.” I hummed while thinking, pursing my lips. “Nialler, why don’t we go on a little road trip tomorrow? The weather is beautiful and it’d be fun to have some exploring. What do ya say?” I asked. “Why don’t you go with Danny? I’m sure you’d have loads more fun.” He grumbled. “Niall is this what’s bothering you?” I asked.
Silent. I sighed. “Nialler.” I started, trying to resolve this calmly. “Are you jealous of Danny?” I asked with a slight smile on my lips. He started blushing. “W-what, Of course not!” He argued. I giggled. “You are! You’re blushing because of it.” I teased and poked his cheek. “Hmph.” He groaned and crossed his arms, he looked like a cute five year old.
I laughed slightly and shifted to sit on his lap, wrapping my arms around his neck and kissed his cheek, then pressing our foreheads together. Looking into those beautiful ocean blue eyes of his which never fail to make me swoon. “You know you’re the only one for me.” I said. He sighed, wrapping his arms around my waist. “I’m just going to be honest, I’m scared.” He explained.
“Why?” I asked.”That you might leave me for him, I mean he’s handsome, fit and he’s been your best friend for years, you guys have a great connection and so much in common, it just makes me feel like I’m not good enough for you and that-Mph.” I cut him off with a soft and passionate kiss. He smiled into the kiss.
Wrapping his arms tighter around me and doing small circles on my back while I played with his hair. We pulled away. He smiled warmly at me. “You do know you are very handsome and fit as well, I know we’ve been dating for a year but I think we have an amazing connection with each other and I only see Danny as a friend, or like a brother. I love you and that’s not going to change, I promise.” I said. He smiled at me.
Placing a soft kiss on my forehead. “How did I get so lucky to have a girlfriend like you?” He whispered. He loves to say his thoughts out loud. I blushed while shyly smiling. “I love you more baby girl.” He said and softly kissed me, both of us smiling into the kiss. We pulled away. “You do know that’s impossible.” I said. “No it’s very possible.” He said. “Can we cuddle now?” He asked cutely, showing that adorable smile.
I giggled. “Of course.” I said and kissed his nose. We cuddled in a nice silence, enjoying each other’s embrace. I wouldn’t want anything more than this moment.
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Hi lovelies, sorry that this took so long. My exams are coming up and I’ve been really busy. So sorry if I’m inactive.
- Yas <3
“Nialler!” I squealed and he suddenly hugged me, pulling me to his side. “Sorry princess.” He said. We were at his for a movie night and he was being very playful. He sat me on his lap and kissed my cheek. “It’s so hard to watch a movie because of you.” I giggled and kissed his forehead. “Well, I have an adorable girlfriend, it’s hard not to just cuddle you.” He said. I giggled and hugged him.
“You’re adorable too.” I said. We pulled away and he kissed my nose making me giggle. He smiled, just looking at me. “Y/N.” He said. “Yeah?” I asked. He leaned in and I swear I froze. Our noses were touching and he was looking at my lips while I was looking at his eyes. Oh my goodness he’s going to kiss me!
This is our first kiss together. He looked at me and grinned, One hand cupping my face and caressing my cheek. Our lips millimeters apart. “You’re so beautiful.” He mumbled against my lips before giving me a proper soft and passionate kiss. I swear I felt like I was walking on air when we kissed. I felt like my heart was soaring, butterflies in my stomach and tingly all over.
We pulled away after what felt like hours of kissing but was only a mere minute. We smiled at each other, I was blushing. He kissed my forehead. “That was an amazing kiss.” I said still smiling because of it. “It was.” He said. “You’ll have to get used to me kissing you a lot.” He said. I giggled. “I wouldn’t mind at all.” I said quickly kissing him.
He smiled. We continued to watch movies and stole a few kisses from each other. I can say it was one of the best dates I’ve ever had.
This literally screams proud