The Lord Taketh Dennis Zalewski But He Giveth Rory Culkin Amen

Castle Rock “The Queen”

I..i don’t have enough words to describe my emotions right now.

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

And for this episode of ‘Trashy Sundays’ - Louis &  Lestat! 💙

You guys asked for them and I have to admit that I was kind of scared to tackle these two… But anyway here we go!  Hopefully you’ll like these concepts too c:

Dracula 1x01 - The Rules of the Beast

Seungri looked like he genuinely didn’t know Park Bom was coming!

*in Chris Farley’s voice*: can we hAVE MALLORY AND MICHAEL INTERACT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Ryan Murphy:

Sesame Street: Respect is Coming

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