Wait A Sec

*in Chris Farley’s voice*: can we hAVE MALLORY AND MICHAEL INTERACT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Ryan Murphy:

Nicholas ‘Polyamorous’ Scratch 

Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit

Castle Rock “The Queen”

My first time tasting pussy

My name is Langdon, and I represent The Cooperative.

Wherever his Papa goes Baby Yoda will follow.

BONUS! BABIES FIRST STEPS!

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿