Lmao I Just Had A Whole Hour Talk About It With @anivynyx Yesterday 😭😭😭

I think that Dionysius and the other gods should put more respect on Sally Jackson’s name considering she, a mere mortal, can command the sea with as little as the scraps of a hot fudge sundae

annabeth trying to dismantle a GOD's unbeatable machine because her fatal flaw is hubris and percy just knowing he was going to sit on the machine because his fatal flaw is loyalty THIS FUCKING WRITERS ROOM PLEASE SPARE ME

awakening the undead is an irredeemable sin. not for any spiritual or religious reasons, it's just really shitty to wake people up when they're finally getting some good rest

The reason Spy x family is famous is cuz everyone needed some silly goofy comfort. Also everyone is bisexual

Sally fucking Jackson😭🤌🏻

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

Annabeth comparing 12 year old percy jackson to the king of the gods, the god of wisdom and battle strategy and the god of war and saying he's better than them. Annabeth's entire world view crashing down in the face of Percy's kindness and loyalty to the point where she defends his honor against millenia old gods. I will never recover from this.

At this point Percy and Annabeth should carry an Uno Reverse Card with them so they can shove it in the others hands when they try to sacrifice themselves for each other

Do you ever forget what gender you are and then someone says like "She's the only girl....*blah-blah*...." and then you're hit with a "Oh, shit. I, too, am a girl. What the fuck."

Or am I weird?

jane dying was not fridging!!!! jane dying was her deciding to live by her own rules and take risks and have FUN in life even if it killed her and THAT was what was so so so important about her death. she died happy. she died a hero. she died having finally reached what she wanted to be in life (a hero!!!!) and she died with someone she loved beside her and doing what she loved and she got to die and go to valhalla actually HAPPY about the way she died. this movie would not have had a happy ending if jane hadn't died right then right there, because we know otherwise she would've died unhappy, feeling guilty, and feeling weak on a hospital bed. jane dying was her own choice, and she chose to be in an empowered state even in death! she wanted to die on her own terms, and while i love her and wish she hadn't died (from a fan standpoint) i gotta respect that kind of commitment. go jane!!!!