What If It Seems Like Batman Has Safehouses All Over The Country Because He’s A Paranoid Maniac Always

what if it seems like batman has safehouses all over the country because he’s a paranoid maniac always ready to go into hiding in iowa, but actually he just goes on a lot of business trips for his day job and when he sees a cute house he buys it and stays there. he grew up in a big mansion with a butler, a house with only three rooms is like camping for him. he thinks it’s fun. he gets to play house and eat cereal for dinner. the flash accidentally committed some light treason and needs to lay low for a while so batman sets him up at this little place in maine. flash is like “wow he really does plan for everything” but no, he just saw an old queen anne with green shingle siding and white accents and he couldn’t help himself. it had a wraparound porch and a spire. a spire. technically it wasn’t in his carefully alloted ‘whims’ budget but he sold an extra yacht to make room. “geeze bats i get that it’s a safehouse but couldn’t you have stocked the pantry with something besides kix and peanut butter?” flash asks. “they’re shelf stable,” batman says, as if that is why he bought those things, as if this is not just What He Does when alfred leaves him unsupervised.

More Posts from Hotchocolattee and Others

7 years ago

“Chat Noir was currently an interesting shade of red.

A shade that, up until that day, was still unknown to the human species.

In the seat in front of him, Alya gasped loudly, stammering a half-hearted apology, the shame she put in her words not quite reaching her eyes.

The hero face-palmed, his cheeks burning hot, and groaned miserably, “Not again.””

This is a sneak peek of Snap Chat, the drabble I wrote for The Cat, the Bell, and the Wardrobe (Malfunction), the collab I did with @chocoluckchipz @kryallaorchid @midnightstarlightwrites and @eizabet for the birthday of the amazing @edendaphne   !!!

We had a lot of fun writing it!

5 years ago

i made a quiz: which iconic fairytale lady are you?

there are 20 possible results, with characters both familiar and obscure: beauty from beauty and the beast, princess kaguya, snegurochka, cinderella, the nightingale from death and the nightingale, the little mermaid, sleeping beauty, baba yaga, the fairy godmother, the snow queen, thumbelina, the evil queen, snow white, little red riding hood, goldilocks, the goose girl, bluebeard’s bride, vasilisa the beautiful, rapunzel, and janet from tam lin.

please do reblog + tag with your results; thanks so much if you take it!

5 years ago

Just donated $15 to the bushfire appeal, which isn't really much, but I guess any amount helps in situations this dire. Please, if you have any money spare, perhaps left over from the holidays, please consider donating!

Here's a list of charities you can donate to

7 years ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

4 years ago
I Decided To Create A Masterpost That Would Help You With What You Are Struggling With. Hopefully Any

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

5 years ago

Red White and Royal Blue

Henry looks Philip square in the face and says, “I’ve been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of Mum, Philip.” 

If this single line doesn’t convince you to read this book, then there’s something wrong…

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Alex Claremont-Diaz

The First Son of the United States

has hated Henry ever since they were eighteen 

half Mexican

undergoing a sexual identity crisis

Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

Prince of England

has been in love with Alex for a looong time

closeted gay

forced to pretend to be straight because of his family 

 An unfortunate mishap at a massively publicized royal wedding raises questions about the international relations between England and the US. So Alex and Henry and kinda forced to pretend to be friends to show the world that there isn’t any tension between their countries. 

(there was tension between them though. Sexual tension /// I’ll just leave now)

Plus points: 

Trump doesn’t exist in this book. Alex’s mom was elected President after Obama. 

Badass side characters 

Perfect writing 

Hilarious dialogues/emails/texts

POC representation

lgbtq+ representation (obviously) 

Enemies-to-friends-to-lovers. I definitely recommend this book if you’re into Drarry or SnowBaz

Goodbye I’m going to cry/fangirl over this book for the next 24 hours. 

7 years ago

Pennywise: Thats it! You’re all grounded! Richie no videogames for you! Eddie no Richie for you! Beverly no smoking for you! Ben no poems for you! Bill no- oh my god is there anything that you love?

Bill: Revenge

Pennywise: well uh- no revenge for you!

Bill: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this” but I guess thats just off the table now is it

6 years ago

Updated Bootleg Collection!!

Wow guys! i was so pleasantly surprised to the response to my first bunch of bootlegs! i have a bunch more for you! Bootlegs: Heathers Heathers with Thomas Sanders (audio only) Amélie (with Philippa Soo) Dear Evan Hansen OBC The Lightning Thief (audio) Book of Mormon OBC Book of Mormon Chicago Legally Blonde Next to Normal (Broadway Cast) Next to Normal (OBC) (last performance of alice ripley, jennifer damiano, Brian d'Arcy James with speeches at the end) Next to Normal (Off Broadway cast) (Includes cut songs and scenes) Hamilton OBC Hamilton OCC Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 (audio only) Waitress OBC Waitress (Opening Night with Sara Bereilles) (audio only) Falsettos Wicked OBC (KC’s last) Wicked OBC Wicked with Nicole Parker, Alli Mauzey, Aaron Tveit Something Rotten! Newsies OBC Newsies 2013 cast (Corey Cott, Kara Lindsay, Andrew Keenan-Bolger, Ben Fankhauser) Newsies Tour In the Heights OBC Bare (Off-Broadway) Fun Home OBC Deaf West Spring awakening Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson OBC Pippin Mamma Mia! OBC Spongebob the Musical Beautiful: A Carole King Story OBC Cinderella OBC Sweeney Todd (audio only) Side Show Hedwing and the Angry Inch Miss Saigon Paramour Tuck Everlasting OBC On The Twentieth Century A New Brain Little Shop of Horrors Lion King (London) Les Mis OBC Rent School of Rock OBC American in Paris OBC Rocky Horror Picture Show Carrie the Musical The Last Five Years Once on this Island Thoroughly Modern Millie OBC The Nightman Cometh Marilyn An American Fable Aladdin Finding Nemo Gigi OBC Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (London) Chaplin Bonnie and Clyde Phantom of the Opera Ahhh i hope i can help you guys out! i love trading (finding new musicals is the best part of this) and am always willing to gift so!! just shoot me a message if you’re interested in anything :))

5 years ago

Billy never got to apologize to Max for all the times he hurt her.

Billy never got to show Max the bruises, the fights, how he used his body as a shield and took all of her blows. Acted like his father's perfect target so he wouldn't hurt Max.

Billy never got to meet Elle, the teenage girl who saved his sanity and give him a purpose.

Billy never got to grow up, and find himself, find who he was outside of his own walls.

Billy never got to know what it's like, not being abused, he never got to recover from the trauma, he never got to see how good of a person he COULD have been.

Billy was robbed of so much potential, and given so much pain and rage. All he wanted was to be loved, understood, paid attention to.

It's a terrible thing what growing up with abuse can do to a person. Unfortunately, Billy figured out too late that he is not the monster his father wants him to be.

Max obviously cared about him so he must not have been abusive to her all the time.

Billy was no hero, but he could have been.

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