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AUs

Some of my favorite AUs and some blogs that have them (only including series’)

Hogwarts

@whyistomholland - Lesson Learned

@underoossss - Of Love and Magic (Harrison Osterfield)

@parkerprotectionprogram - Oppugno

Roommate

@h-osterfield - Yellow Roses (partially)

@madmadmilk - Ground Rules

@marvelouspeterparker - Roomates

Mob

@thedaydreamingwriter - Her Romeo, His Juliet

@sarsmusings - Call Your Bluff

@itstomsdarling and @bi-writes - Notorious

@thewiseandfree - Call Me King

Royal

@starsholland - A Journey of Lost Souls

@itstomsdarling - If you’re my Romeo then I’ll happily drink the poison

@holland-ish - The Selection

CEO/Boss

@hazthediv - The Proposal (Harrison Osterfield)

Best Friends

@h-osterfield - Yellow Roses

@madmadmilk - DOMINO (side note: this is literally the coolest idea for a fic with the readers-choose-plot thing and it works so well and the story is flawless so definitely check it out)

@midtownsparker - Fortune’s Fool

Enemies

@h-osterfield - Remember When

@softspideys - Time After Time

Soulmate

@moondustparker - Flicker

@softspideys - Time After Time

@hollandroos - Red and Blue

Superhero

@softboy-holland - The Magic School Bus

@pparkerwrites​ - Secrets

MASTERLIST

Under Here, you will find ALL of my stories, updated as I go along! If you’re on mobile, this should be a piece of cake!

AVENGERS:

A Not-So-Merry Christmas Vacation

Christmas Elves

A Day of Thanks

Shooting for Gold

Snuggle Fest

Better Luck Next Time

15 Hours

Desperate Times

Quarantine

Quarantine 2: Tony v Bucky

The Upside Down

Pumpkin Carving Contest

Haunted Prank

Friendsgiving

A Day of Thanks

That Avengers Thanksgiving

BUCKY BARNES:

Anxiety

Leave it to the Geniuses

Running Errands

Marry You

Christmas Breakfast

Game Night

Wanna Hear Music

Take me out to the Ball Game

Mind Control

World Exposition of Tomorrow

Long Time no See

Who’s Nemo?

It’s a Trap

Lost in Translation

Wounded Bird

Scoundrel

Favorite Spidey

The Clauses

*Last Resort

*Remember

*See You Later

*Mr. Barnes

Soulmates

*Never Close our Eyes

Love was made for Me and You

Now or Never

The Secret Santa

Ouija

BRUCE BANNER:

Gingerbread House

Crack the Code

CLINT BARTON:

Hearing Aid

2 a.m.

Fixing Christmas

Your Clint

Wanna Hear Music

All the Single Ladies

“You kiss all strangers like that?”

The Upside Down

Friendsgiving

LOKI LAUFEYSON:

Cheering Up

MATTHEW MURDOCK:

Daredevils

Has You Swoonin

Devil at Your Door

Kidnapped

Taco Night

Out Sick

Invincible

Just a Scratch

Rough Night

Closeted Affections

“Don’t you trust me?”

Five Times I

Five Times II

Five Times III

Five Times IV

Five Times V

Five Times VI, the Final Time

Somebody to Love

NATASHA ROMANOFF: 

Christmas Break-In

The Best Day Ever

PETER PARKER:

Spider Boy

Airport Battle

Science Partners

Don’t need Babysitting

Superhero’s Daughter

Gotta Catch ‘Em All

One Odd Mission

Web-Shooters

Peter Parker’s Day Off

Back to Biology

The Sneak Out

Kisses, A

The Upside Down

Trick or Treat

 Competition

Are you scared?

“It’s Deck the Hall, not Deck the Peter” 

Jealous of a Fossil

Favorite Spidey

Christmas Elves

Power Couple

Under the Mistletoe

Not all Heroes wear Capes

*Lang Love Interest

*The Lang Secret

*Be Safe

*Rebel

Satisfied

Cassie the Scammer

*Tutor

*Mr. Parker

*Make a Bet

Just a Dream

Don’t be a Snitch

It’s Personal

A Huge Mistake

*Back to the Future

*Where I’m From

*An Old Friend

*Blending In

*In Too Deep

*Boys Break Hearts

*Housing A Time Traveler

*A MilkShake Date

*How to Say Goodbye

*Missing You

*Time Will Heal

*Fake It Until You Make It

Teeny Bopper Date Bait

The Beauty and the Beast

Drowning in School Work

Midtown High’s Homecoming

“Can I try on the Suit?”

A Golden Girl

The Mixtape

Clue

Ghost Facers

“How much champagne did you have?”

The High School Newspaper

*Escape the Night I

*Escape the Night II

*Escape the Night III

The End of the Year Bonfire

The Kids are Alright

The T Birds’ First Halloween

The Haunted Mansion

Jurassic Park

Count on Me

Home for the Holidays

Home for the Holidays Part 2

Professional Wrappers

Singing in the Rain

Love, Peter Parker

St. Patrick’s Day Magic

Down for the Count

PIETRO MAXIMOFF:

Clowns

You didn’t see that coming?

Winners

Promise

Yoga with the Avengers

Dropped on the Sidewalk

Build a Snowman

Banquet Date

Beach Getaway

Engagement Spies

Holiday Break-In

Truth or Dare

Snow Bunny

Take a Bullet

Wisdom Teeth Removal

That Avengers Thanksgiving

SAM WILSON:

Don’t Stop Me Now

Ice Skating

“You kiss all strangers like that?”

Holiday Boyfriend

New Year’s Eve

SCOTT LANG:

The Snow Globe

Carry On

Stolen Kisses

Lover Boy

Ant Boy

Early Morning Cuddle

No Dying

Grown Ups

Paging Edward Cullen

Pizza Together

9 Months

Haunted House

Sick Day

Mountain Picnic

Mittens the Kitten

Power Outage

Scared of a Little Girl

Insect Intruder

Cross my Heart

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Show me how to Punch

Dehydration

Dad’s taking Mom out

Night on the Town

Carry On

Heat of the Moment

Holiday Prank War

STEVE ROGERS:

Leave it to the Geniuses

15 Hours

WingMan

Christmas Miracle

Freedom

Sokovia Accords

Peggy Carter’s Granddaughter

Clingy

Deck the Freaking Halls

Friendsgiving

The Wingmen

Decorating for Christmas

Secret Santa

Just Go With It

TOM HOLLAND:

Snow Day

TONY STARK:

15 Hours

Punch Stains

For Rhodey

Crack the Code

Kiss me Tomorrow

Favorite Stark

Reboot

No Note

Scrooge

Griswald Family Christmas

Fix You

WANDA MAXIMOFF: 

Get ‘Em Tiger

Bless.

F U C K

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Last Updated: 06/05/2018

D C   I M A G I N E S

Bruce Wayne

Attachment Provocative Some Attention All They Had

Dick Grayson

Perfection Try Not If It’s Not In Bed Rejection [COMPLETED] - Part 1 [By @vanity-grayson] | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 Trust Fallen Angel One More Chance Control (NSFW) They Never Told You They Never Told Him A Little Fun (NSFW) Perfect  His Eyes  I Love You  Weakness  Love  Old Days  Come Back You Are My World  You Are My World Part 2

Jason Todd

Winter Red [COMPLETED] - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 Disbelief Sick Day Precious Asshole Night & Day Capability Competition (NSFW) Charmed Spark Spark Pt. 2 100 Things Advice Getting Creative A Love That Is More Than Love  The Pain of Death [1000 Followers Special]  Family  Let Go  Your Voice Lines

Tim Drake

Love Relax I Need You Lost Stars Magic Chess Battle A Little Neglected  The Cape  Dance With Me?

Damian Wayne

Together Dear Damian Like Home Unfortunate Gone I See The Light She’s Got A Point Kingdom Come [ONGOING] - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 You Left  Need a Hero

Batfamily

Sickness Imperfect [ONGOING] - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 First Christmas [Christmas Special] Worry The Ordinary and the Extraordinary All They Had  Be Proud of Me Perfect Family  Stalker, Stalker

H E A D C A N O N S

Batfamily

Bruce Adopts Another Kid Batboys Reactions When Their Younger Sibling Brings Home Their S/O If the Batboys Have a Blog Batboys With a Ballerina S/O Being the Youngest in the Family  Batboys as New Fathers  Batsis Coming Out to her Family

Dick Grayson

Dick + Crime-Fighting Batsister  Being Dick’s Little Sister  Dick Grayson + Plus-Sized!Reader

Jason Todd

When Jason Finds the People Who Tortured You [Red Series] Dating Arkham!Jason Jason & His S/O + Makeup Yours and Jason’s First Fight  Being Jason’s Adopted Sister 

Tim Drake

Being Tim’s Best Friend then Starting to Date

Damian Wayne

Damian with a Poor S/O Dating Older!Damian Wayne

Cassandra Cain

Dating Cassandra Cain

O T H E R S

Roy Harper

Pleasure 

Wally West

The Internet 

M A R V E L   I M A G I N E S

Clint Barton

Photograph 

Steve Rogers

Overshadowed

Bucky Barnes

Puppets [ONGOING] - Part 1 

OC Masterlist

If there are any mistakes, kindly inform me :)

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

Honey and the Bee (Masterlist)

summary: One sleepless night brings you to the large communal kitchen at the Avengers Compound. Fully furnished and equipped but barely used, you decide to give the room a little culinary love. Little did you know, your new hobby would bring you some special moments with your friends and opportunities to get to know the newest addition to your team—Bucky Barnes. [chef!reader, baker!reader, avenger!reader, t: enemies-to-lovers]

insp: Honey And The Bee - Owl City

characters: main - Bucky Barnes x Reader (F) | Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, and others.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7.5 | Part 7 | More Parts TBD

Bonus content:

Spotify Playlist

Moodboard

Drabbles (Requests open; see guidelines here. Links marked with * are canon):

Strawberry Cake

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.

Looking for a random city? Click here.

Looking for a random city that people have actually heard of? Click here.

Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

Helpful things for action writers to remember

Sticking a landing will royally fuck up your joints and possibly shatter your ankles, depending on how high you’re jumping/falling from. There’s a very good reason free-runners dive and roll. 

Hand-to-hand fights usually only last a matter of seconds, sometimes a few minutes. It’s exhausting work and unless you have a lot of training and history with hand-to-hand combat, you’re going to tire out really fast. 

Arrows are very effective and you can’t just yank them out without doing a lot of damage. Most of the time the head of the arrow will break off inside the body if you try pulling it out, and arrows are built to pierce deep. An arrow wound demands medical attention. 

Throwing your opponent across the room is really not all that smart. You’re giving them the chance to get up and run away. Unless you’re trying to put distance between you so you can shoot them or something, don’t throw them. 

Everyone has something called a “flinch response” when they fight. This is pretty much the brain’s way of telling you “get the fuck out of here or we’re gonna die.” Experienced fighters have trained to suppress this. Think about how long your character has been fighting. A character in a fist fight for the first time is going to take a few hits before their survival instinct kicks in and they start hitting back. A character in a fist fight for the eighth time that week is going to respond a little differently. 

ADRENALINE WORKS AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU FIGHT. THIS IS IMPORTANT. A lot of times people think that adrenaline will kick in and give you some badass fighting skills, but it’s actually the opposite. Adrenaline is what tires you out in a battle and it also affects the fighter’s efficacy - meaning it makes them shaky and inaccurate, and overall they lose about 60% of their fighting skill because their brain is focusing on not dying. Adrenaline keeps you alive, it doesn’t give you the skill to pull off a perfect roundhouse kick to the opponent’s face. 

Swords WILL bend or break if you hit something hard enough. They also dull easily and take a lot of maintenance. In reality, someone who fights with a sword would have to have to repair or replace it constantly.

Fights get messy. There’s blood and sweat everywhere, and that will make it hard to hold your weapon or get a good grip on someone. 

A serious battle also smells horrible. There’s lots of sweat, but also the smell of urine and feces. After someone dies, their bowels and bladder empty. There might also be some questionable things on the ground which can be very psychologically traumatizing. Remember to think about all of the character’s senses when they’re in a fight. Everything WILL affect them in some way. 

If your sword is sharpened down to a fine edge, the rest of the blade can’t go through the cut you make. You’ll just end up putting a tiny, shallow scratch in the surface of whatever you strike, and you could probably break your sword. 

ARCHERS ARE STRONG TOO. Have you ever drawn a bow? It takes a lot of strength, especially when you’re shooting a bow with a higher draw weight. Draw weight basically means “the amount of force you have to use to pull this sucker back enough to fire it.” To give you an idea of how that works, here’s a helpful link to tell you about finding bow sizes and draw weights for your characters.  (CLICK ME)

If an archer has to use a bow they’re not used to, it will probably throw them off a little until they’ve done a few practice shots with it and figured out its draw weight and stability. 

People bleed. If they get punched in the face, they’ll probably get a bloody nose. If they get stabbed or cut somehow, they’ll bleed accordingly. And if they’ve been fighting for a while, they’ve got a LOT of blood rushing around to provide them with oxygen. They’re going to bleed a lot. 

Here’s a link to a chart to show you how much blood a person can lose without dying. (CLICK ME) 

If you want a more in-depth medical chart, try this one. (CLICK ME)

Hopefully this helps someone out there. If you reblog, feel free to add more tips for writers or correct anything I’ve gotten wrong here. 

Peter Parker on the usual vs. whenever he’s shirtless 

hey love, would you please recommend me some peter parker fluff?

Hi there, of course! 

@pparkerwrites

Sweatshirt

I Have a Girlfriend 

Cute Subway Boy

@rileywrites-parker

Tell Me You See It

A Leia to your Han

Healing Kisses

@peters-vlogs

I Need a Date

Love Letters 

@starksparker

Spidey Kiss

Little Things

@loserparker (hard to find fluff bc Kat is the queen of angst)

Snow Days

@marvelous-skywalker

Stars

@underoos-shield

Mute

@cosmetologynerd (Payton is another queen of angst but I got some fluff there)

Fall For You

@hollandroos

Maybe I Love You

Duties

@teamnatasha

Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me

Gonna Get Over You

@dej-okay

You’re Everything

Warmth

And I’ll list some of mine too

The Florist

Lock Screen

If you want some more, just let me know!

do you have any recs for enemies to lovers or something around those lines. because i loved hating game and paper princess mostly because of the relationships and i'm looking for more like those

hi, sorry this is late but hope u’ll find a new fave! :’)

the winner’s trilogy fantasy, a personal fave that i have reread a lot of times (especially the last book) with an a+ ending & amazing main characters

shatter me dystopian, i guess this one’s more popular and i personally felt like the first book is kind of slow but the others pick up the pace

daughter of smoke and bone fantasy, the mains are from two different races that are Supposed to be Enemies Forever!!!!1!!11! (yeah sure)

penryn at the end of days dystopian, there’s a literal angel & a girl who kicks more ass than i will in my entire life

falling kingdoms fantasy, there’s many povs but my favourite ones are the enemies to lovers couple [the last book is coming out next year so maybe wait a bit bc book 5 ends in the worst cliffhanger (no i have not been crying about it for almost a year)]

the wrath and the dawn fantasy, it’s a retelling of a thousand and one nights but it’s kinda insta love?? so the real enemies part ends at book 1… but i rlly liked the settings

i think uprooted has also this trope… i have it but still haven’t got to read it, lots of people love it i think but i can’t guarantee for it just yet (i think it has sex and it might be kinda dark…)

the iron fey series, i haven’t read them but astrid says they’re good though they have a love triangle 

the bone season dystopian london in the future where ghosts are real (it’s a confusing book but u’ll get into it after the chapters & the romance is well done) (tho it also have mixed reviews) ((also the romance got age gap))

a court of thorns and roses the true romance happens in book 2

kulti new adult book about soccer. main char has been looking up to a soccer player since forever & now got that soccer player as her soccer coach. the romance got an age gap

kiss the sky also a new adult book, and it is in a series but u can read this + the sequel (fuel the fire) without reading the other books. (tho if u read like all the books then u get to see their relationship blossom from “hate” to love) 

the duff enemies with benefit kinda. idk i really liked this one and it’s an easy read

bloodlines. 

all for the game kinda but not really enemies to lovers trope. the romance doesn’t happen until like the last book but holy shit it is worth it 

so.. I did a thing.

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

The Report Card (Avengers x Reader) {Chatroom}

Author’s Note(s): I wrote this back in october and forgot about in entirely. I hope you enjoy x

Warning(s): just swearing tbh

Summary: Dogs are great but your dads Steve and Tony don’t agree.

you have created a chatroom

you have named the chat “dear fathers whom I love so very much :)”

you have added Tony

You: hello father who raised me from a yOung one whom to which I love very much :)

Tony: no

You: no???

You: I didn’t say anything ???

Tony: it’s paternal instinct

You: at least hear me out

Tony: nO

You: daAAaaAAD

Tony: (Y/nNnnnNn)

You: I’m gonna tell you anyways

Tony: I had a feeling you would

You: so I got my report card back

Tony: I can already see where this is going

You: and I got all As…

Tony: I was not prepared for this part of parenthood

You: so I was wondering…

Tony: gEt To iT CHILD

You: if I could get a puppy?

Tony: lmao NO

You: fudGe yOU

You: you’re the worst dad ever

Tony: I’m going to pretend that my pride isn’t wounded and say I love you too kiddo :,)

You: I bet Steve would get me a dog.

Steve has joined the chat

Steve: no he wouldn’t

You: pleaSe dad?

Steve: nope

You: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: you’re both the worst

Steve: correction…Tony is the worst. Who makes you cap’s shield shaped sandwiches everyday?

You: you do…

Steve: damn right I do

Tony: hey I mean I totally don’t pay your phone bill… not at all… please do continue to insult me as if I’m not here.

You: you know what fudge you both, I’m asking peter.

Tony: oh god no not the kid

Tony: you know I can’t say no to him

You: exactly ;)

You have added Peter

Peter: Hey everyone!

You: hi Petey <3

Tony: hey underoos

Steve: hello

Peter: what can I do for you?

You: oh y'know

You: we just need you to settle a family disagreement

Peter: oh… okay, what seems to be the problem?

Steve: (Y/N) got all As in her report card

Peter: Aw well done baby! :)

Tony: I am resisting the urge to throw up (:

You: and I want a puppy as a reward but AnthonY and SteVeN wont let me get one.

Peter: well that’s a shame

Steve: it sure is…

You: shuT UP Steve

Steve: thE DISrESPECT

Tony: asjajaja

You: anyways I need you to convince them that I should get a puppy

Peter: uHhhh

Steve: I’d chose my words wisely kid.

Tony: or don’t say anything at all, y'know.

Peter: umm

You: if you don’t help me convince them I won’t let you do my homework for a month

Peter: I…shouldn’t…be doing… your homework… anyway?

You: shut up you know you enjoy it

Peter: I do :(

Tony: what…just…happened?

Steve: I don’t know but is this how dating works nowadays?

Clint has joined the chat

Tony: oh no

Clint has added Natasha, Bruce, Thor, T'challa, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Scott and Vision.

Clint: we heard talk of a dog

Steve: well you heard wrong

Sam: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: I SAID THAT

Thor: I FOR ONE AM IN FAVOUR OF SMALL AND FEROCIOUS BEAST RUNNING AROUND THE TOWER!! IT SHALL BE MOST ENJOYABLE :) :) :)

Natasha: Thor, caps lock sweetie.

Thor: *whispers* oh yes, I apologise widow of black :) :) :)

Peter: is bad that I actually heard him yelling from the other side of the tower or?

Peter: and are we just going to ignore the fact that he added in *whispers* ?

Clint: LeT hIm LiVe pETer

Bucky: yeah! Sit down you little asshole

Peter: I… am…confused.

Sam: oh somebody get him a juice box, little Peter is confused.

Peter: w h y  a re  y o u                       a t t a c k i n g  m e ?

Sam: oh shit someone’s having a tantrum.

Natasha: go sit in a corner sam, you’re being uneccesary.

Sam: stfu woman come back when you can spell unnecessary.

Bucky: #ROASTED

You: WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC

Wanda: what were we talking about again?

Tony has cleared the chat

Tony: I think were talking about getting pancakes for breakfast today

Steve: oh yes, Tony’s treat :)

Tony: of course it’s my treat I’m the only one with money.

Scott: I’m down for pancakes

Bucky: yeah I could go for some too

T'challa: if Tony’s paying

Thor: I TOO WOULD ENJOY THE CAKE OF THE PAN.

Natasha: as mentioned before, only if Tony’s paying.

Wanda: same

Steve: then its settled, pancakes at 10

Clint: WHAT ARE YOU TAPKING ABOUT

Clint: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG YOU FOOLS  

You: T H A N K  Y O U

Tony: fuck yOu clint

Steve: LANGUAGE TONY

Steve: there are children present

You: all in favour of getting a dog say aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Bucky: aye

Sam: aye

Peter: aye

Clint: AYE FUCKING AYE CAPTAIN

Bucky: too much Clint too much

Clint: sorry

Peter: well it’s decided,  I guess we’re getting a dog

Tony: Vision, T'Challa, Bruce and Natasha haven’t voted yet.

Steve: not to mention Pietro

Pietro has joined the chat

Pietro: I vote for the dog, they’re better than people and I hate everyone.

Pietro has left the chat

Wanda: sorry about that, he’s still salty because we invited Scott to the Civil War and not him.

Scott: how were we supposed to know? he’s meant to be dead

Clint: RIP that speedy guy 2k15, you shall not be missed

You:  I am physically sobBiNg

Bucky: she’s not kidding, I am three floors down and I can still hear her.

Scott : it sounds like she’s dying

Peter: then it’s nothing new.

Bruce: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A CIVIL WAR?

Bruce: I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS

Tony: no brucie, we’re talking about the possibility of (Y/N) having a demon spawn to call their own

Bruce: I hate all of you

T'Challa: I agree, you are all beneath me

Sam: sit yo ass down and drink some milk, cat man

Bucky: #LIGHTLYBURNT

Wanda: IM WHEEZING

Scott: you guys gotta stop roasting each other, (Y/N) is going to D I E of laughter.

Peter: let her  

Tony: what

Peter: f r e e  m e

Steve: moving on…

Thor: yes…please proceed.

Steve: Bruce? Natasha? Thoughts on the dog.

Natasha: I’m against it

You: WHY?? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE THE AWESOME AUNT NOT THE ASSHOLE AUNT

Natasha: cats are cooler

Clint: Natasha we can no longer be friends

Natasha: fine by me

Bucky: #CHARED

Tony: science bro?

Bruce: I’m also in favour of a cat, they’re more peaceful and less…like you guys.

T'Challa: I agree

Bucky: leave cat man

T'Challa: call me that again and pietro won’t be the only avenger to have died

T'Challa has left the chat

You: well then…

Peter: I don’t know what to say

Thor: what about brother vision? He has yet to cast his vote.

Wanda: I’ll admit Vis has been very quiet.

Vision: I apologise profusely for my lack of presence.

You: HE JUST PHASED INTO THE COMMON ROOM AS HE TYPED THAT IM W H E E Z I N G

Tony: Steve is your child asthmatic

Steve: she’s  not my child, she’s yours

You: wow what a loving family I have

Thor: indeed, much like my own, at least you are not a murderous pathetic excuse for a villain :)

Wanda: is it me or does the smiley face make it worse ?

Natasha: it’s the smiley face.

Tony: anywho vis, vision, partial creation of mine

Tony: what do you think about getting a dog?

Vision: by my calculations getting a dog would perhaps increase the physical activity of (Y/N) as we have come to realise, She only moves to retrieve a food source before returning to her room. Having a dog would lead to (Y/N) leaving the compound more, in order to walk the animal.

You: I’m sorry I didn’t know asking for a dog would include roasting me

Bucky: #BARBECUED

Peter: what’s with all these hashtags ?

Bucky: I’m running out of synonyms for roasted

Vision: Additionally, having a dog would decrease the stress levels of the team and perhaps everyone’s mutual hatred towards Mr Stark.

Tony: you all hate me?

Steve: its less of hatred and more like a preference for avoiding you :) nothing to worry about.

Tony: oh okay then :)

Clint: how did that go over his head?

Bruce: I have no idea

Vision: to conclude getting a puppy would be most beneficial.

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

You: HAHAHA SUCK IT STEVEN IM GETTING A DOG

Bruce: (Y/N) is definitely Stark’s child.

Thor: aye

Natasha: no doubt about it

Loki has joined the chat

Clint: ew who invited him

Wanda: why so salty Clint?

Clint: he tried to take over my mind with some voodoo shit

Sam: VOODOO SHIT IM SCREAMING

Peter: he actually is

Peter: it’s very loud

Loki: you foolish midguardians. I always said that you would be responsible for your own demise.

Scott: what are you on about reindeer games?

Loki: I’m sorry who are you?

Bucky: #OVERCOOKED

Bruce: these hashtags are getting out of hand.

Peter: remind me to teach him how to use them properly.

Thor: brother! :D

Loki: NOT NOW YOU BLONDE HEADED FOOL

Thor:  D:

Wanda: yikes

Loki: I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU.

You: warn us of your presence? Because none of us actually like you.

Thor: I do

Thor: just a bit

Loki: purchasing the vile beast known as man’s best friend will only result in the destruction of the Avengers. We all know (Y/N) would betray us. She would raise this animal, to become a beast. Multiply it and use it to destroy us from the inside.

Steve: is Loki… afraid…of dogs

You: oh my god

Loki: NO YOU IMBECILE I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU

Natasha: Loki? Saving us ?

Vision: in all my years on earth I have never heard such an entertaining tale

Peter: sit the fuck down bish you’re like 2 years old

Bruce: peter omg

Sam: THERE ARE  T E A R S FLOWING FROM MY EYES

Thor: please send help it sounds like he’s choking

Bucky:  l e t  h i m

Steve: what is it with everyone and wanting to kill each other?

You: don’t act like you haven’t wanted to kill any of us, you golden child

Steve: …

Steve: proceed.

Bucky: #

Scott: don’t even start I beg

Bucky: D:

Loki: you mortals will all perish

Tony: so I think we’ve established that Loki is afraid of dogs, and since none of us like him I propose we get one.

Steve: agreed

Loki: NO YOU DENSE HEADED INFERIORS

Tony: all in favour of a dog say aye

Steve: aye

You: aye

Thor: aye

Peter: aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Vision: aye

Natasha: aye

Bucky: aye

Bruce: aye

Sam: aye

Clint: AYE MOTHER FUCKING AYE BITCHES

Bucky: Clint pls

Natasha: you are an embarrassment to this team, no wonder pietro is always running away from you.

Natasha has left the chat

Clint: damn

Bucky: #SCORCHED

Peter: well now that this has come to end, Let’s go Bucky, I gotta teach you the ways of the hashtag

Sam: oh I have got to see this

Scott: I’m definitely filming this

Bucky has left the chat

Peter has left the chat

Sam has left the chat

Scott has left the chat

Loki: you will all die

Loki has left the chat

Thor: it appears that Loki is having a tantrum

Thor: I must tend to my brother, his feelings have been hurt.

Tony: lolol I don’t care

Steve: same tbh

You: SE E YOU ARE NOT SUCH A PURE GOOD WILLING PERSON AFTER ALL

You: SUCK IT STEVEN

Tony: why do you have such a disrespectful child Steve?

Steve: biologically she’s your creation, you do the math

Clint: LMAOOO

Bruce: brb I’m totally not sobbing with laughter

Thor: I must depart from you friends (: goodbye

You: bye (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

Clint: ISTG JUST LEAVE

Thor: be careful who you yell at brother Clinton. I am always watching.

Thor has left the chat

Bruce: well then

Tony: moving swiftly on

Clint: AHAHAA

You: im finally getting a dog WHOO

Clint: WHOOO

You: WHOOO

Steve: why are you both simultaneously yelling ‘whoo’ whilst typing it at the same time?

You: it’s for effect

Bruce: looool

Tony: anyways since you’re getting this dog, they least you could do is name it after your favourite dad

Steve: I agree, this debate has gone on for too long

Steve: which one of us do you like best?

You: sure why not

Bruce: this is going to get interesting

Clint: I’m ready to take screenshots

You: I’m naming my dog peter

Steve: why?

You: because he’s my favourite daddy

You: duh

(Y/N) has left the chat

Tony: what

Steve: pardon

Bruce: AJAJAJA IM SCREAMING AND WHEEZING AT THE SAME TIME I CANT

Clint: OH MY GOD BYE

Bruce has been disconnected

Clint: I’m totally… going to… see if he’s okay… and not laugh about this

Clint has left the chat

Steve: I can’t believe this

Tony: …

Steve: you have your suit right?

Tony: already putting it on

Steve: the shield?

Tony: it’s right where you left it

Steve: it’s time to go squash a spider

Steve has left the chat

Tony has left the chat

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