I imagine if James and Natasha get mad at Steve they just switch from English to Russian leaving him confused
Steve: I said no James that final
James: But dad !
Steve: No now go to your room !
James: UHHH YOUR THE WROST ! клянусь, когда у меня будет шанс, я убегу и никогда не вернусь !
Steve only blinks in confusion
Steve: I really need to learn Russian
**
Natasha: I SAID I HAVE IT HANDLED
Steve: NATASHA YOU’VE BEEN SHOT !
Natasha: I’VE HANDLED WAY WORSE THAN A BULLET WOUND IT BARLEY GRAZED MY SKIN
Steve (picks her up and swings her over his shoulder much to her dislike) we’re getting you to a doctor
Natasha is only left to kicking and screaming in Russian as she repeatedly punches his back
Natasha: СТИВ ГРАНТ РОДЖЕРС ПОСТАВЬ МЕНЯ СЕЙЧАС ИЛИ ПОМОГИТЕ, Я УБЬЮ ТЕБЯ ВО СНЕ !
Again Steve is only left rolling his eyes and sighing
Steve: I need to learn Russian
(Bonus section)
James and Natasha are in a argument yelling at each other I’m Russian
James: ОНА НИКТО!
Natasha: ЕСЛИ ОНА НИКТО, ПОЧЕМУ ОНА ТЕБЯ ПОЦЕЛУЕТ!
James: ОНА ВИДЕЛА, ЧТО Я ТРЕНИРУЮСЬ, И ПРИВЛЕЧИЛАСЬ ЕСЛИ КТО-ТО ЗНАЕТ, ЧТО ЭТО ТАКОЕ, БЫ БЫ ТЫ, МАМА!
Natasha: ДЖЕЙМС КЛИНТОН РОДЖЕРС Я ДОЛЖЕН ПОМОТЬ ТЕБЕ РОТ С МЫЛОМ. Я ЗАСТАВЛЮ ТЕБЯ БЕЖАТЬ, ПОКА ТЕБЕ НОГИ НЕ ОТПАДУТ, НО ТОГДА Я ПРИБУДУ КОНТРОЛИРОВАТЬ ТЕБЯ ОДИН ДЕНЬ!
Immediately Steve comes out of nowhere picking up his Son and Wife and hugging them tightly immediately making them laugh
Steve: Я НАКОНЕЦ-ТО ВЫУЧИЛ РУССКИЙ ! И Я ОЧЕНЬ ЛЮБЛЮ ВАС ОБОИХ!
Hugging them both tightly James and Natasha soon forget what they were arguing about as the family groups in one big family hug
Ok for all the RomanRoger shippers out there serious question
How do you Think Red Skull and Hydra As a whole would react to find out Steve Rogers Captain Freaking America the same man that’s been fighting against them since the 1930’s had a son with Natasha freaking Romanov the Red Room’s greatest Spy personally I would think Red Skull would have that kid on an immediate kill on sight list LOL
Romanogers head canon for the day: Steve’s the only person that can make Natasha go to sleep after they slept with each other in bed
Natasha: No, Steve. This is an important topic. We have to talk about it now.
Steve: Right before battle?!
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Steve: Okay, so steak and potatoes or spaghetti and meatballs for dinner?
Natasha: The children like noodles.
Steve: And you?
Natasha: I haven’t had noodles for a while.
Steve: Okay, so that‘s settled. I’ll pick up the groceries after we‘re done here and cook dinner tonight.
Natasha: Best husband ever!
Steve: I‘m glad that’s settled. And now…Avengers…Assemble!!
Only in Comics you’ll find when a Ship makes so much sense yet it never happens 🙂
Lukanette 2024 vs. 2020 redraw 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Maybee Queen Day 4: Adrien
We love a childhood bestie! We love childhood memories of spending Christmas with each other as basically each others only friends and then getting more friends years later who post embarrassing pictures of you on social media but affectionate!
So I saw Thunderbolts and now here I am writing a Yelena and James Fanfic lol
Posted upon a rooftop, James and Yelena stood on look out waiting for their target to enter the building
With his binoculars in hand, James kept his eyes peered on the building waiting for their target to arrive
that was until the sight of a green wrapped granola bar suddenly appeared replacing his sighted vision of the New York Building
taking his eyes out of the binoculars, James looked up at the blonde women with a raised eyebrow, a mix of confusion on his face while a simple blank expression was on hers
"Here, Eat. You need protein. You've been stuck on this rooftop for past hours. Plus your Mother would kill me if I left you to starve up here"
trading things within their hands, Yelena had taken the spying device, While James took the bar. Unwrapping the plastic so that he could bite into grained food
Almost Immediately, James spit the food back out, a sour look coated his face as he found himself rolling his tongue to get the food out of his mouth
"Aunt Yelena...the bar was stale"
"I know, I've had it in my pocket for the past 4 hours" she responded not taking her eyes off the building leaving James to just groan and roll his eyes
"I thought you were supposed to be the fun Aunt..."
You know what the beauty In shipping Romanogers is it’s the pure irony
That fact that Steve Rogers an extremely hardcore AMERICAN WITH BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES Labled by Hydra as the ideal AMERICAN MAN not to mention the face of America wearing Red White and Blue and is also CAPTAIN AMERICA ! Along with the biggest take away. THE FACT THAT HE’S FROM THE 1940’s !! AND WAS A WORLD WAR 2 VETERAN IS IN LOVE WITH A HARDCORE RUSSIAN SPY WHO WORKED FOR THE KGB !AND DELIBERATELY AIDED EVENTS WITHIN THE 1940’s TO ASSIST RUSSIA DURING THE COLD WAR !! IF THAT’S NOT IRONY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
Done! I was supposed to finish it since December, but there were some pending issues that made it impossible for me to finish it on time.
I hope you like this romanogers fanart that I made with love for all of you.
Adrienette shippers need to give up. Im done.