They Say We Have Bad Spines From Looking At Our Phones All The Time But Really We're Looking Down At

Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??

Yes you did. Thanks??

I just made you have feelings for a robot.

Like I know that there are like the tropical turquoise ones and stuff I'm just disappointed and sad that they're not in the original that's all

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I’m upset that there are no blue skittles

I thought it was just because it was things that were new

It took me until now to realize ‘news’ stood for notable events, weather and sports.

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

"loosing one is not recommended"

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Awww omg pets have pets too!

Owls keep little snakes as their pets. Eastern screech owls bring blind snakes to their nests to rid them of larvae and parasites so their babies will grow faster and stronger. The snakes don’t seem to mind, because they hang around and eat like crazy until the nestlings hatch and then slither back down to find a new home underground. Source Source 2

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When you've been in your room for days and you're parents get mad and then they threaten to come in and you're just like yep I think it's time to leave now