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I showed this to my brother and he just points at yondu and says he's dead TOO SOON BUDDY TOO SOON

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What the hell is this!

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Welp my morning was well spent yelling at people on the internet to not look at the eclipse with sunglasses

I drink blue Gatorade in a wine glass step up your game

Preach this

Ha flat Earthers take that. Scientifically proven the Earth is FIDGET SPINNER. Take your nonsense theories somewhere else, this is truth.

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

here, have some transparent podium family - whatfor? idk. maybe something like this?

or this

SHOOK

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

I want to have a fun outgoing bubbly personality but I also want to be dark and mysterious so...

I ate at least 11 cookies yesturday i regret nothing 

Mtnakeidakeblget

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

HELL YEAH

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

Continue Reading.

Apparently

Lobster is just a very elaborate excuse to eat melted butter

Legit tho💔

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

At first I saw the thumbnail and thought it was some idiot trying to play the recorder

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

Haha lmaoooo HES LICKING YUKINE!!

Noragami openings be like

ANIME BE LIKE

Manga

Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

I should learn to read urls

Life Before The Internet

Many people born after 1990 don’t remember a world before Internet. Here are a few things you may not realize about life in those days:

Phone numbers had to be looked up in a giant book.

Clowns weren’t considered scary. This is just the result of an early meme.

There were no llamas. The llama is a result of special global internet-coordinated breeding programs.

If you wanted to move something from one computer to another, you had to put it on a disk, which only held 0.2 MB maximum.

There were no unique television stations, all TV came through as a single broadcast, and there was no choice of what to watch at any time.

Most movies did not have sound. The few that did had to sync up the audio from a record player, and it often went out of sync very quickly, leading to sometimes hilarious results.

There were no phone poles, these are exclusive to the internet. The invention of the internet and the subsequent installation of these poles and wires gave birds a new place to rest, allowing them to migrate farther than ever before. Prior to 1990, birds could only migrate a few blocks.

Lightning wasn’t deadly, nor did it produce thunder. Only with the air electrified from so much internet did lightning gain deadly strength and become audible from afar. Back in the 80s, playwright Samuel Beckett spoke of lightning as causing a gentle tingling sensation. Many people would stand out in the rain just to feel it.

Cars didn’t have wheels. The wheel is a fairly recent invention, which could only come into being with science advanced by the worldwide web. Cars before wheels were odd contraptions which did not move, yet people still spent hours and hours sitting in them, expecting to get somewhere in the hope that one day, the wheel would be invented. Many people still practice sitting motionless in their car for hours and hours, mostly in Los Angeles.

We didn’t have snot. Nobody knows if the internet caused us to secrete mucus, but there are no records of it prior to the invention of internet.

Wtf

Life Before The Internet

Many people born after 1990 don’t remember a world before Internet. Here are a few things you may not realize about life in those days:

Phone numbers had to be looked up in a giant book.

Clowns weren’t considered scary. This is just the result of an early meme.

There were no llamas. The llama is a result of special global internet-coordinated breeding programs.

If you wanted to move something from one computer to another, you had to put it on a disk, which only held 0.2 MB maximum.

There were no unique television stations, all TV came through as a single broadcast, and there was no choice of what to watch at any time.

Most movies did not have sound. The few that did had to sync up the audio from a record player, and it often went out of sync very quickly, leading to sometimes hilarious results.

There were no phone poles, these are exclusive to the internet. The invention of the internet and the subsequent installation of these poles and wires gave birds a new place to rest, allowing them to migrate farther than ever before. Prior to 1990, birds could only migrate a few blocks.

Lightning wasn’t deadly, nor did it produce thunder. Only with the air electrified from so much internet did lightning gain deadly strength and become audible from afar. Back in the 80s, playwright Samuel Beckett spoke of lightning as causing a gentle tingling sensation. Many people would stand out in the rain just to feel it.

Cars didn’t have wheels. The wheel is a fairly recent invention, which could only come into being with science advanced by the worldwide web. Cars before wheels were odd contraptions which did not move, yet people still spent hours and hours sitting in them, expecting to get somewhere in the hope that one day, the wheel would be invented. Many people still practice sitting motionless in their car for hours and hours, mostly in Los Angeles.

We didn’t have snot. Nobody knows if the internet caused us to secrete mucus, but there are no records of it prior to the invention of internet.

OMG OMG SO COOL I WANT😍😍😍😍

It finally came in , my latest acquisition . NWA 7325 - likely from the planet mercury

JUSTICE LEAGUE

Justice League

http://www.justiceleaguethemovie.com/

Me

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

Be blessed

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Honestly I need like fourteen hours of sleep and three hours to wake up to function properly

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.

Ugh me

Me: Listening for an hour. Prof.: Talks about his prior job. Me: Looking out of the window. Prof.: “And this will be the main part of the exam.” Me:

Holy shit the thirteenth doctor is a woman??!!

Brilliant fanart of the 13th Doctor!

"loosing one is not recommended"

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

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Lmao

you should draw YOI characters as fruit because I feel like it would be funny

It’s 11pm why the fuck would you do this to me.