“Whaddup YouTube, Welcome Back To My Channel, I’m Hyacinth, And Today I’m Kidnapping The French.”

𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓻 𝓯𝓻

“It’s not W rizz?? It’s a restraining order?”

“Rizzstraining order.”

“Ok, now that Darth Vader has been consumed, you can call me.”

“Well, time to go to a breeder and get me a therapist.”

BEAUTIFUL!!! You must behold at once!!! @artfight look at this beauty, I say!!!

Attack on @hyacinthquetzal

(Walking down the hallway)

“—I know me and SpongeBob look alike because we’re both short and yellow, but—“

“I design beeg ravioli, then u shrinkfy this mf. Baby.”

“He’s not the boingiest doohicky in the fidget box.”

“In today's episode of Hyacinth's American Highschool Of What The Frick is a Kilometer : drama and freshmens.”

Y’all ever just straight up??? Like??? Me too sometimes fr