“Uh, no, not too much, don’t splode earth by accident, thanks.”
“Oh yeah like I almost did with France.”
“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
“Would sell my soul to be a flying magical baby sun child I’m telling you.”
@l0nesome-dreams ur dude is suddenly a joyous whimsey ✨
sometimes u just gotta be a lil silly edit: here he is tiny if you want to add him to your discord
I feel like it would be funny to find out if a RainWing was colorblind because they misinterpreted color matching their buddy.
🔥
🍁 Experimental pwyw commission of my buddy @hyacinthquetzal’s Adelaide <3
(The Lab sink is clogged)
Student A - “There’s something in here.”
Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”
Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”
Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”
Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”
Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”
Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”
(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)
[gets in with you]
[gets in my little clown car]
“You drink seltzers in your mom’s basement, I drink beer in the woods, we’re not the same.” — my uncle.
18FJust a casual Ace gal who loves Dragons, Dinosaurs, the Military, Giant Robots, and Art of All Kinds! A now-and-then blog for random thoughts I have, or for random things I hear people say! (Or what I’ve said…)
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