“Uh, No, Not Too Much, Don’t Splode Earth By Accident, Thanks.”

“Uh, no, not too much, don’t splode earth by accident, thanks.”

“Oh yeah like I almost did with France.”

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1 year ago

“Trying to remember what the, uh, endoskeletons were called specifically from FNAF, but, uh, could only settle on ‘endoplasmic reticulum.’”

6 months ago

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

1 year ago

“Would sell my soul to be a flying magical baby sun child I’m telling you.”

10 months ago

@l0nesome-dreams ur dude is suddenly a joyous whimsey ✨

Sometimes U Just Gotta Be A Lil Silly Edit: Here He Is Tiny If You Want To Add Him To Your Discord

sometimes u just gotta be a lil silly edit: here he is tiny if you want to add him to your discord

Sometimes U Just Gotta Be A Lil Silly Edit: Here He Is Tiny If You Want To Add Him To Your Discord
7 months ago

Carstober - Hit & Run

Lyubochka takes out some oil rigs

Carstober - Hit & Run

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11 months ago

I feel like it would be funny to find out if a RainWing was colorblind because they misinterpreted color matching their buddy.

7 months ago

🔥

🍁 Experimental Pwyw Commission Of My Buddy @hyacinthquetzal’s Adelaide

🍁 Experimental pwyw commission of my buddy @hyacinthquetzal’s Adelaide <3

1 year ago

(The Lab sink is clogged)

Student A - “There’s something in here.”

Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”

Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”

Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”

Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”

Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”

Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”

(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)

7 months ago

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

1 year ago

“You drink seltzers in your mom’s basement, I drink beer in the woods, we’re not the same.” — my uncle.

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HyacinthQuetzal

18FJust a casual Ace gal who loves Dragons, Dinosaurs, the Military, Giant Robots, and Art of All Kinds! A now-and-then blog for random thoughts I have, or for random things I hear people say! (Or what I’ve said…)

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