“Got so tired from working on this research project the last month and a half and all day today that I literally went over to plug in my styrofoam cup to my phone charger thinking it would refill it. It has not worked.”
“MY THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OUI OUI BAGUETTE FUCKING KILOMETER NANI.” — bilingual friend after realizing she accidentally went trilingual.
“I hate the tendons under my knees, every time I poke them I get an existential crisis.”
"Siri, set a reminder for two days to throw sushi at a French werepigeon.”
“The human urge to simply skrrt skrrt.”
“Speaking of dreams, I fell asleep in the shower and dreamed of a peer reviewed article called “How To Make the World Wheelchair Accessible: Pixar’s Cars May Be the Answer.”
“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”
“Y’all’s familiars?? Cats and birds and dogs and lizards and things. Mine?”
“Boing 747.”
“I love my blasphemous unit of measurement looking ass.”
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“Noodle priviledges revoked, got downgraded into Master Chief.”
18FJust a casual Ace gal who loves Dragons, Dinosaurs, the Military, Giant Robots, and Art of All Kinds! A now-and-then blog for random thoughts I have, or for random things I hear people say! (Or what I’ve said…)
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