Felt the need to also doodle the terrifying trauma triangle.
Also needed an excuse to draw a human and this as the only way I got the motivation…
The book of bill is eating me alive.
If anyone remembers The Who Was Show on Netflix…. I can’t be the only one with the firm belief the entire thing was just a damned shitpost. Like c’mon you know you can’t argue.
Yeah Achilles that happens a lot less often than you would think.
achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?
hamilton: ...no?
achilles:
hamilton: are you okay??
Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...
Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.
Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!
Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.
Nico: Who's Nico?
Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.
Hades: Take that off
Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!
Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.
Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!
Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him
Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.
Hades: No, it's not
Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!
Hades: I don't say that
Hazel: Yes, it is, dad
Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.
Bianca: That's all you say.
I'M SO HAPPY 😭 THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT!!! What a masterpiece!
Ah yes. Like father like son
Bianca: Where are we going?
Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo
Nico: The sun god?! :D
Persephone: Yeah.
Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?
Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.
Arrival:
Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.
Hades: We decided to be early.
Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.
Entering:
Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*
Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*
Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*
Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*
Apollo:
Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?
Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?
Apollo: Only a little bit.
Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!
Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF
Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo
Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*
Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!
Bianca:
Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*
Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*
Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!
Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.
Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this
Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?
Hades:
Persephone:
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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you
Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!
Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!
╰(*´︶`*)╯ wake up!
In tpg, who would be the one buying clothes at the soup store and who would be the one yelling at them for being at the soup store buying clothes?
I'd personally say Gojo is the one buying clothes from the soup store and that's why all of his outfits are so bad
SDFGHJ this message made me do a double-take until i remembered there's a meme associated with it lol. gojo is totally buying his clothes at the soup store, that's all campbell babey. nanami is definitely the one yelling at him
Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.