”don’t Be Mad At Jorge About The Stream Cancelling” BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY I COULD NEVER BE ANGRY,

i need to go into the fucckingg woooods i need to go into the woods. into the woods get me in there. i just need to go into the woods. i need to go into the fucking woods. can i go into the woods i need to go into the fucking woods

it’s the way that aragorn introduced his lifelong friend to a mutual and ended up becoming a third wheel on his own quest to save middle earth. like bro was covered in dirt trying to sleep for an hour while the dwarf n elf were giggling n flirting on their bedrolls forced to witness an enemies to friends to lovers fic in real time

*loads gun*

I nodded at the message

Gasped at Song of Achilles

Choked and died at Lego Monkie kid

2 Hyperfixations unlocked-

Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”

Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”

HUH?

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

love how all the Nyx kids we know are losers. They're all some flavor of dork and all are vaguely pathetic.

Except for Charon. Dude is living the High life swimming in dough and even got a boyfriend locked in. So much rizz that even Aphrodite is noticing. King shit.

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

my friend just told me that she thinks billy batson would be in both the teen titans/young justice/sidekick groupchat and also the justice league groupchat and that he would send the kids groupchat screenshots of justice league drama

I need the Florence Welch Gatsby cast recording yesterday. I think it would fix all the problems in my life right now.

Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD

ALSO WTF POSEIDON????

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"