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Plane

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

thinking about jason as a kid biting people when hes annoyed. and how he regularly bit dickiebird all the time & w the titans if you sparred w him there was a 100% chance of you being bitten. also if you took the tv remote from him

& then during countdown on cosmic mistakes jason & kyle physically fight regularly in a not serious way that is kind of like play-fighting but they are genuinely pissed off at each other so it’s not very friendly lmao but it helps blow off steam & it just becomes an accepted part of their daily routine. donna has just started to automatically tune it out

& one day jay and kyle are fighting/wrestling and jason RIPS his hood off bc hes had enough!!!! kyle is soooooo fucking annoying punching is not enough jason is going to start BITING!!!!!!!! but kyle sees jason taking his hood off so intensely and hes

hes like.

he thinks. OBVIOUSLY. obviously. jasons fed up with the sExUaL tEnSiOn and he’s going in for a kiss. that this is obviously the start to a heavy makeout

& donna hears the hood clatter on the floor so she looks up. and kyles face. she Knows that smirky face. so she looks at jason like what did i miss??? but!!!!!! she KNOWS THAT FACE TOO!! that is Kid Brother Is Gearing Up To Chomp face. and ohhhhhhh this is going to be hilarious

well they got sh*t done so...

can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”

No

So follow up to my first post. Apparently all of the accounts were NSFW and are now blocked.

Violence is not an answer.

It is a question.

And the answer is always yes.

I learned some things apparently

Ok, good and ethical life hacks from the batfam pls

the fuck is this, church?

Dick: Freeze your deodorant in the summer

Jason: To fix a wet book: put toilet paper between each page, weigh it down with something heavy, and replace the toilet paper every half hour 'til the pages are all dry

Tim: Eat something if you're mad, take a nap if you're sad, and shower if you're anxious. If none of those work, then start looking for other reasons

Damian: Distract your dog while you give it a bath by sticking peanut butter on the wall

Duke: Before you edit, change the font to Comic Sans. The mistakes will pop right out

Cullen: You don't owe anyone online any personal details

Stephanie: To calculate a 20% tip: move the decimal one spot to the left and multiply by 2

Cassandra: Vinegar removes a lot of water and calcium marks

Barbara: Google Sheets has a translate function that allows you to translate lists of words

Harper: Nail polish remover dissolves super glue

Carrie: Citrus candle scents last longer

Kate: Migraine relief: Tylenol + aspirin + caffeine

Alfred: 35 isn't old, the media just destroyed any concept of age

Selina: U.S. bills are valid as long as 5/8ths of it is intact

Bruce: Life is a lot more enjoyable once you realize most conventions are 100% optional. Like, there's no law saying you can't use a night light as an adult

I have reblogged two(2) post and this the first of my own. Why the hell do I have nine(9)followers?!?!??!!!!

That about sums it up.

Me consuming any type of media eversince joining this hellsite (affectionate)

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)