Thank You For Being My Friend, Bumblebee!!

I kid you not, I've been waiting so very patiently & secretly to do this joke for a month & a half.

L A U G H .

"I'm not gay I'm married to the grind though" -> "I get lesbians" -> lie detector video im not gay bu ti am -> allium duo love or host (+ bonus tree roleplay stream) -> clingyduo marriage (+bonus wattpad self insert ship fic, + i'm just tom i'm just ken cover) -> I'm bicurious but i'm on tour (homage to married to the grind) -> "gay best friend since 2019"

My ass CANNOT watch one piece because believe me when I say WILL record every zolu interaction there is

And my storage is does not have the capacity for these gay asses

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

Okay I would like to add to this post that forced feminization is also a thing in one piece aswell

HOLY

Uh

I'm not letting the voices win

I think the reason why Ivankov is such a character to me is because these type of characters to me, only exist in fanfiction.

Someone that can literally change your/anyones body? Yeah that some fanfiction type bullshit.

So to have a litreally fruit that explicitly does that and not poke fun at it??? Like its supposed to be a gag but it's not written thay way??? Appalling. Ivankov themself was like important to the story aswell.

Ivankov you're an icon, you can do no wrong fr fr

Can’t believe they took his wife💔

Also imma get my ass back to drawing I just need to know how to draw a gorilla…

What if Transformers but ace attorney

Rodimus in his full glory under the line

Finished Tangled Web and honestly?? Not much to say

Slay Black Arachania for getting out of the mind link though

Uh... Knowing the episode after this is gonna break me badly... Uh ouh boi-

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

HOW IS THIS IS NOT A LOVE CONFESSION?!?!?!