Girl, Lock In! 📓🍵🩰

the audacity to call out someone who has achieved more than you is insane. that “i have a chance” must really be coming from a place of struggle because they keep trying and never succeeding.

oh your selfie made me realise you’re actually not as pretty as you think you are and I have a chance. phew . your ego needs to come down a bit!

hey man, you’re the one trying to compete with a random married woman for a “chance” at something lol. there are many much more effective ways at building self esteem than whatever this ask was trying to accomplish but baby steps, baby steps. You’ll get there some day. Either way, I’m glad you finally after all this time and at your big age, feel like you have a sliver of a chance now. Remember: I, nor any other woman, is your competition. The only one standing in your way is yourself. Don’t let the existence of a married woman who has already achieved things you had absolutely nothing to do with and no correlation to, who doesn’t even know you, hold you back any longer. I hereby relinquish myself as an obstacle in your mediocre life. You know, the life you’re still working on a “chance” at making something worthwhile of. Godspeed.

Cillian Murphy as Neil Lewis in Watching the Detectives (2007) dir. Paul Soter

Ou você se afasta ou se acostuma, ninguém vai mudar por você.

bro i've heard you have no skincare routine *moisturizes you with my kisses*

Send help!

latino king

I'm gonna tell my students that this man is karl marx

tempted to write a story about pedrito even though my english is pretty bad. I can barely speak my first language but my mind is bubbling full of scenarios.

If nominated at the Oscars, it would make her the first Native American nominee ever in the category.