Maybe Burning Man Is NOT A Cool Thing I Want To Go To,,

maybe burning man is NOT a cool thing i want to go to,,

burning man 2023 explained

burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they're one with the earth. it's not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it's just vibes

a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend

dry desert ground can't suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud

nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads

FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially "you're on your own, good luck"

the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they're all walking around in

the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there's a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it's just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses

earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)

there's a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane's current status/location

and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

heyhehi hi ^_^ peter strahm 🫵🏽

UGH im so tired of you G*Y PEOPLE !!!! i would NEVER !! *NEVER* make a peter strahm layout. what is WITH YOU GUYS !!!!!!1

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

any other vampire alterhumans got their own species lore? like wym vampirism is contagious and i can only drink human blood... nuh uh

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

just saw someone posting about how gross hannigram is and im just?? look at his face, look at how he looks at will.

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hannigram thats the look of love and murder and cannibalism but mostly love

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

bubbline means so much to me you don't understabnd

Screencap redraws for fun

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

i raise you blaine x chase

What your izombie ship says about you:

Major X Ravi - based

Liv X Major - YA BASIC. You're a coward Rob Thomas. 5 seasons telling us that people grow and change and that's okay FOR WHAT. FOR WHAT, ROB THOMAS. Anger. That's all.

Liv X Peyton - how's it feel to be the smartest person here

Peyton X Ravi - yeah it's canon but if it ain't broke don't fix it, you're valid as hell and so are Ravi and Peyton

Clive X Bozzio - same as above but I'm crying because just the thought of them has me tears

Clive X Liv - idk man it's weird to me but not weird enough for me to stop you so idk thumbs up emoji ig

Liv X Ravi - you should leave. They're besties don't you know. And you've offended me and my grandmother. And she hasn't even seen izombie. And she's still upset. It's ok grandma.

Peyton X Blaine - aus only. He blew it, deal with it.

Liv X Blaine - are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.

Blaine X Don E - if you didn't I would ask "are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.", but you do, so congrats on having eyes

Chase X anyone - *sips wine* I'll allow it. He deserves it.

Enzo X anyone - you and me are best friends now I love you you're invited to my wedding you will be my children's godparent can we hold hands

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ibuprofenbottle

1 year ago

respectfully dont ever name a baby again, matter of fact? don't even look at a baby

1967. A couple in Hawkins, Indiana adopt a one year old little boy; they name their bubbly son Steve. 2,000 miles away, a little baby named William turns six months old, and sees the beach for the first time. For a moment, their dysfunctional families appear happy.