Is It Just Me Or Have All Three Of These Been Banned By Eka's

welcome to spoopy hours, normies

when eka's is desperate

mhm

oh god its been a month since ive posted here uhhh uhh ---

here's a new oc! His name is Archie (& the snakes are named Plague / Pestilence)

He's a chimera for our fantasy AU - he's got lion paws that will grow as he grows.

they are banned from macaroni

we can literally say "Rest in Macaroni" lol

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

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On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

bird?

all my enemies are screwing up by themselves with no help from me.

the trash takes itself out.

ain't technology wonderful.

All I want is mental peace.

with all that mess, how is that plate so clean?

(via Instagram)

aw

'Honey taking advantage of the natural beauty of the hedgehog characters' is a genre that I swear is real.

You may think this is a loaf of bread. It is, in fact, a loaf of bread.

Enjoy your day.

That is all.

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