Draw Lord Of The Flies, But Make Him Sing The Most Random Song And Look At Us Like He Knows Were There

no rescue au ralph

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

brah is not tuff🥀🥀🥀💔

NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

I also headcanon Jack would have an exquisite taste in fashion but would be bullied by everyone in the Choir

Lotf headcanon! :)

ARRGHHHHHHHHH 😡

i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove