Samneric In Another Universe

My bestfriend just called Jack Merridew, “So he’s Ed Sheeran gone bad”

brah is not tuff🥀🥀🥀💔

if there’s ever a lord of the flies movie remake in this modern day and age can we pleeeease bring back ginger curly-haired jack and darker skinned simon. or better yet let the lotf fandom make the movie themselves

jack's fat cat I hope u guys like him

singlehandedly has more health than the boys

But don't poke him, he will explode

Jack as choir leader but he sings his own name at the start of every song like Jason Derulo.

my roman empire is jack merridew leaving ralph’s lot creating his own tribe stripping all his clothes off but his belt and then waltzing over to ralph’s lot which is 95% littluns at this point butt booty naked covered in paint and blood to announce a feast

Roger and Jack are so “Bffs who shit talk everyone else in the friend group and also shit talk each other to their faces and mean it but in an endearing way but also not really” coded to me

i have nothing funny to say. look at Maurice’s stupid dumb face

FINALLY!!!! JACK MERRIDEW NESOBERI!!!

me when the lotf obsession get so bad i literally have to cling onto the book for dear life and just start pacing around my room to calm down so i don’t explode