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Roger

roger is basically young gru from despicable me

i can 100% see roger saying “i vont to steel ze moon”

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

So far I really like the lord of the flies fandom on tumblr

I know a lot of people get mad about this, but I think it’s fun how people can be so silly about serious media like lotf

Like yess, ship the boys that are trying to kill each other, I love it

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think that’s what the story should be completely reduced to, but I just think it’s funny

Type a twelve page analysis about the Golding’s writing style. Draw Jack and Ralph holding hands. Whatever way you choose to appreciate the story is fine by me

the trick to being a good Christian is to see everybody/everything asa little piece of god. hugging my boyfriends cat right now and all I can think when I bury my head in his purring tummy is "there's a little bit of god in there. this is what being close to god feels like is being close to love and this cat is full of it"

those guys who text each other during homeroom in secret . jack is a snitch because hes miserable and Single

uughhh i love rogice Ues this is based on @icollectcoolrocksalot text post

jesus mustve spread his arms so many times to embrace others before he spread them to embrace death on the cross and i think about that a lot

I might have lotf brainrot

Fuck you english class

"Pope Francis said during an interview one time that he fell asleep during prayer. The interviewer asked him whether that was allowed, and he said that fathers always love it when their children fall asleep in their arms. That always stuck with me. Rest in peace." [x]

ok

high brow literature analysts could be having conversations about how Jack Merridew serves as an allegory for restrained queer identity, specifically how queer children are socialized and the implications of being openly queer leads children to toxic gender roles (seen with the machismo Jack demonstrates) and much of the book demonstrates how social norms homogenize and trap disabled/gifted children. but thats a conversation only queer neurodivergent kids who read the book in school and got obsessed are ready for

Roger thinks he has no friends and everyone hates him but Jack, Maurice, and Simon like him

I imagine it to look like this

Lotf headcanon! :)

(THEY ALL HATED ME.)

headshots of my roger and maurice designs yaaaayy

roger and maurice

Jack as choir leader but he sings his own name at the start of every song like Jason Derulo.

Lord of the Flies (1954)

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

Baby's first time Tweening💔💔 I don't like how anything turned out but I didn't spend 4+ hours on this for nothing

i hope my writing is legible 💔💔💔 anyways roger is peak idk



Jack Merrichristmas

lotf gen z au hcs

ralph - that one actually chill popular guy that everyone just has a mutual liking too, plays on the football team and is team captain, all the girls call him leng and ask him to snap them back. tells his annoying ass friends to stop when they make fun of some random year 7 with a big bag. amazing grades, him and jack have rivalry over it

jack - i don’t care what anyone says he’s an absolute SWAT. teachers pet, puts his hand up for every question and has all those badges on his blazer. gets made fun of for being ginger and a neek. still head choir boy in the school choir and also gets made fun of for that. predicted 8s and 9s and cried to his mum about a predicted 7. his parents definitely have him saved in their phones as “jackie sweetie pumpkin ❤️❤️”

piggy - gets picked on for every question and jack rages about it and sometimes gets sent out. exactly the same type of guy as beefy bert from horrid henry. also gets picked on but just for being fat and eating in the canteen by himself. jacks choir have their own table in the canteen and they throw food at piggy. actually pretty good grades though he just doesn’t work well under pressure.

roger - quiet ass emo looking guy no one really knows anything about but they don’t pick on him because he sent a kid to hospital once. has a criminal record. jacks closest mate, the two sing surprisingly well together. has a collection of animal skulls in his bedroom and he def has that voice that sounds like he has a blocked nose all the time. grades are in the middle ish the only reason he’s good is because he copies off of jack.

maurice - tries to be class clown. sometimes succeeds sometimes fails. only reason people like him is because he’ll do anything to get a laugh out of people. mates with roger, hes the type of guy to turn to roger and say “hey bud, why don’t you turn that frown upside down!” and he sings “i fell in love with an emo girl” at roger. completely dumb as hell tho has predicted 2s with the occasional 3 or 4. in choir but his voice is AWFUL so they got him to play piano. he plays rugby and is an INSANE tackler.

samneric - class clowns that are actually funny. also relatively good grades. they switch classes to mess up their teachers but one time eric fell down the stairs and broke his nose so you could tell the two apart. they’re funny at the right place in the right time and they’re in the year below jack, ralph, simon etc and they look up to maurice. they follow around jack and his choir or ralph but jack gets mad when they hang out with ralph and not him.

simon - also quiet kid but he’s painfully shy. pretty nice overall and he’s friends with ralph which is the only reason he doesn’t get picked on. people whisper about him though and he’s like a time bomb you never know when he’s gonna lose it. that one kid that has every pet at home known to mankind and he def brought his ferret into school once. in choir with jack and the others and they’re actually pretty nice to him, he hangs out with maurice and bill and harold etc. also piggy’s only friend. but secretly doesn’t really like him.

extra :

-the littluns are the year 7s that run for their lives to the canteen

-jack and maurice use brainrot language and jack will angrily huff “what the sigma?!” when he can’t figure something out

-jack and ralph both did the school play one year and actually became pretty good friends but then stopped talking for some unknown reason

”yo what fandom merch do u have”

this is all i got 💔🥀 may or may not have made this post to show off the fact i have a conch

FINALLY!!!! JACK MERRIDEW NESOBERI!!!

What Roger do you fw more? 1963 Roger or 1990 Roger?

1963 Roger supremacy

I liked 1990s Roger too, but stabbing Simon’s lizard with a big ass spear seemed like overkill.

last post for a bit

TW for the f slur

highschool au roger and everette

rip roger u wouldve loved saying sybau

roger

lotf fandom is so funny because people here are like "i headcanon that Jack Merridew has substance abuse issues" and Jack Merridew is a 12 year old boy who tried to vote himself leader and start crying and ran away when he lost